coffee

Big Brother ate my horse so I gave them the clap! from LandersUK 900 days old

[ ... ] I'm going to make a coffee, have a fag and calm down. I have a shit load of work to do and ten course to prepare and set dates for! Arse!

Right... from LandersUK 942 days old

Am sat slurpping my morning coffee Sutied and booted for work quite literally actually beacause I bought some new booties yesterday but I'll tell ...

I'm saying nothing... from LandersUK 947 days old

But inside I'm shouting the word "cunt" an awful lot. Coffee anyone? No takers? Cup of cold sick? Bastard! Someone remind tomorrow to blog the dream ...

Things not to do! (8 more sleeps!) from LandersUK 1173 days old

I like my coffee like I like my men, black and thick, but every now and then I like to add a drop of milk, just to spice up life… oooh aren’t I naughty… Anyhoo… DO ...

About cunting time! from LandersUK 1177 days old

[ ... ] spitting coffee over my laptop thanks to Dean Christopher (Go see the You Tube vid on his blog. Click here!), in my dressing gown, watching Buffy ...

Captain, this whole planet is made of widdley-wee. from LandersUK 1229 days old

[ ... ] Coffee on the go and bread in the toaster, I leave them boiling and toasting as I go and sort the chickens out. I come back to the house ...