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For Wildwitch... re Mayors and Pumpkins. From roadrocket in Flâneur on the Solent (4 hours old)

I do wonder about some people. I usually wear a pentacle although you generally can't see it. One hot summer though I was on the tube in London and wearing a black tee shirt and it was on view. As I w… more

Lab-grown penis From safriz in The twilight Zone (4 hours old)

Who says stem cell research is bad? Hopefully after a few years i will be walking ariund wuth a some additional appendages :)) Here is the story of a rabbit who's sexlife was saved by scientists b… more

Steady Eddie dodges a bullet From I_Am_Xenon ^Pro in Xenon's World (5 hours old)

One of the little odd quirks about the Progressive Conservative Party of Alberta, currently in power, is its policy of holding periodic leadership reviews, whether they are needed or not. Some say tha… more

Swooning Sleepless From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Writers (6 hours old)

Hate the concept dread the thought of sleep she said. Swooning. @prettyintelligentprincess… more

Oh....a little lighter From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (6 hours old)

4lbs in a week and still counting. Wonderful...as long as my boobs stay...then I will persevere and enjoy. As soon as the DD cup begins to crease and fall empty...I stop.… more

Me and Mr Jones... From Prettyintelligentprincess ^Pro in Prettyintelligentprincess (6 hours old)

...we got a thing going on... 'I can't open the door next to you,' he said. 'Then keep my door open in your memory,' she said. Until next time poetic Jones she said.… more

Travelodges From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 hours old)

I know they are cheapish but do they really have to be so scuddy. In the one I stayed in last week the fixtures and fittings were all so wonky that when I woke up I thought I was in a German Expressio… more

On being a single spankee From suzeemoon in Thoughtful, Curious Spankee (6 hours old)

There is some sadness, but also a world of possibilities. My Cariad is my soulmate even if we are friends rather than lovers and spanking partners. We are lucky to have each other in our lives. Mean… more

the heebeegeebees From malakeas ^Pro in Hello! And welcome! Mostly... (6 hours old)

Don't you just wish you would either get full blown sick and have that over in a few days as opposed to feeling up and then down, day in and day out for the past couple of weeks? Blah! I do find… more

Leonard Cohen From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 hours old)

£90 quid for a ticket plus £4.50 booking fee. Sod that if I want to listen to something depressing I can go to work and be paid to do it. … more

Train Announcements From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (6 hours old)

These are genuine announcements made over the train tannoy on our very long journey up to Edinburgh the other week "There will be some sort of service provided" "There is only one piece of bacon… more

Music for bedtime From jenray ^Pro in WELCOME TO JENRAY'S TIME OF LIFE (6 hours old)

Hi to everybody...something soothing to see you off to bed...Vangelis...Memories of Blue.. 08 MEMORIES OF BLUE Hope you have a restful night, sweet dreams and send great big hugs to one and all...… more

Cauliflower dreams From QueeneMab in QueeneMab (7 hours old)

I was reading something in the paper today, it seems that we are not eating enough cauliflower. I think we should eat more cauliflower, I seem to recall it is allegedly very good at helping to combat… more

Edinburgh Fire Magic and Vodka From Shipscook in Ceridwenscauldron (7 hours old)

Well as regular readers know we have been up and down to Edinburgh for the last few weekends only I have been too lazy to post anything thanks to that bloody virus I had the other week. So trip one… more

Cinderella's Downfall From subville in A Noisy Place (8 hours old)

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The patriot act From safriz in The twilight Zone (8 hours old)

A friend who is ethnic Arab and muslim,but born and brought up in USA,and an American Citizen,overheard this conversation between imigration officials when he went back to USA after visiting his exten… more

Recent Tweets From antlady69 ^Pro in I'm such a Saint (9 hours old)

08:15 Just heard "Need somebody" by Kings of Leon on @OCBreakfastShow and was reminded of last year's winter photos bit.ly/2n86xJ - WHY? 09:23 ARGH! I'm trying to re-learn Rubik's cube and I can do th… more

Night night .... sleep tight From la_spice in The Wide Awake Club (9 hours old)

... hope the bed bugs don't bite :>> :wave: Cruel? who me? ;D Well you didn't have to watch it! I bet you're wide awake now!!!! … more

how to mess with someones head :)) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (10 hours old)

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cheap chuckle :) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (10 hours old)

There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is o… more

I dont think I will wash my clothes in this detergent :)) From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (10 hours old)

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a heck of a busy day From boredrich in a man and a looooong time (10 hours old)

Oh my god I cant believe that I am actually sitting down today has been a hell of a long one I just havent stopped all day I did the usual morning stuff and took Jen to work and then zipped back down … more

In Flanders Fields From janeagain ^Pro in Mystical Places (10 hours old)

"In Flanders fields the poppies blow Between the crosses, row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below We are the… more

Ladies of letters, episode 3 From jenray ^Pro in WELCOME TO JENRAY'S TIME OF LIFE (11 hours old)

Hi to everybody...here's Ladies of Letters, Episode 3.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b00nmyw9 Hope you all have a very good evening and send great big hugs to one and all...… more

Stupid Ebay Bidders From jaketaylor ^Pro in Jake and Sarah (11 hours old)

I CLEARLY STATED on my auctions that everything being sold had to be picked up tomorrow. Just sent reminders to everyone and right away some knob emails me that he never read the auction properly … more

Bionic contact lenses From safriz in The twilight Zone (13 hours old)

No longer science fiction, the bionic eye is a reality now according to Government Technology engineers at the University of Washington. The contact lenses, which are solar powered and operate … more

The morality police patrolling Brazil From rithompson in Painting The World Pink (13 hours old)

What kind of sad, screw up of a planet are we living on if a girl can be humiliated and expelled for wearing a mini skirt to University?! Can I first point out that by twenty, we really should ha… more

Avrilo Carrys on Crotcheting From avrilo in Menu of the Day and Chat (13 hours old)

The black mohair beanie hat I'm crotcheting (that word looks just wrong when I stare at it,) is developing expontentially. Which means that I've made it too small and am adjusting it by crotcheting ar… more

Been to the Dentist From murphymole ^Pro in WORDSANDTHOUGHTS (14 hours old)

  Yes been and had my 2 fillings and had to take the baby with me as no one else to have her, well after my dentist (a young woman) and the nurse drooled over her the atmosphere was very pleasant and … more

Wow!!!! 2TwitMe for PalmOS Stuff From Palmblogging in Palmblogging (14 hours old)

Getting to beta test 2TwitMe. Got a message from MetaView on Twitter asking if they could send it to me to try out. Can't wait til its comes been checking email to often since I heard.… more