Sometimes I get bored.

Right now I'm on a course through work and during some group work, when we'd actually finished doing the work, me and another guy on the course got to talk about lunch and what we were planning on eating.  One thing lead to another and we started talking about the things we had eaten in the past.

I revealed that I'd once eaten what looked like a prawn cracker but turned out to be a sperm cracker at a fetish exhibition.  I've no idea what fetish this fulfilled but it didn't taste all that bad although I was little shocked when I found out.  

So as I'm as bored as hell here are some facts about semen.

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Semen Facts:

- It can stain. Always wash in COLD water.

- A black light will show semen.

- A single ejaculation has an average of 200-500 million sperm in it.

- Semen is okay if you are on the Atkins diet.

- The average speed of a shooting ejaculation is 23 mph.

- A woman's mood can be elevated to 'happy' by frequent exposure to semen.

- Pineapple, watermelon, cranberries, and sweet fruit can improve the taste of semen.

- Semen is usually a cloudy white fluid that within 30 minutes becomes runny and clear.

- A chlorine type smell in semen is normal.

- The taste is slightly sweet due to fructose.

- The taste of semen tends to change slightly from person to person.

- A study conducted by American scientists in Newscientists.com among 30,000 men over eight years found those that ejaculated most frequently have had significantly less chances of getting prostate cancer.

- Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty elements, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, creatine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12, and various salts and enzymes.

- Blue whales produce four hundred gallons of semen with each ejaculation.