How did you discover that you could do that thing with the condom?
The brother of a friend did it one night in Spain. As soon as I saw it I thought "I can do that!" so I tried and the rest is condom snorting history.

Strangest place you've ever had nookie?
On a traffic island in Tamworth.

Where in the world would your ideal place to live be?
Galway Bay

When are you coming to visit?
Soon - I hope! Probably next year some time.

What book in the world would you most like to have written yourself?
House of Leaves. I read it in '99 and absolutely loved it. It's one of the strangest books I've ever read but if you stick with it it's fantastic.

What do you dislike most about yourself?
My body hair. Couldn't give a flying fuck about being fat although it does annoy me at times, but my body hair actually depresses me.

Would you run over a dog to avoid hitting a policeman?
I've sat and thought about this one and I just don't know. I'd like to say no, I'd avoid the dog but I think in reality I'd more than likely hit it, but I do know I'd be far more upset about the dog than the copper.

Why did you get rid of the sparklers?
The same reason I change most things on my blog... I got bored with it.

Do you have any tattoo's or peircings?
Yes. I have four tattoo's and four piercings.

If someone scared a badger and it bolted, and you had to run at the same time, do you think the badger or you would tire first?
I would tire very quickly.

How old were you when you had your first kiss?
My first "proper" kiss was when I was 12.

Where do you see yourself in five years time?
Getting pissed off at the management of whatever airline I work for.

What started you blogging?
I'd been writing an on-line diary for years on my own personal webspace but it was such a hassle to upload it all that I only wrote about once a week. A friend introduced me to Live Journal so I started using that. I still have it and write it now and again. I found Blog.co.uk because I got pissed off at Live Journals URL for my journal. At the time it wasn't very user-friendly... something like www.livejournal.com/members/users/fullusers/profullusers/realusers/accounts/journals/usernames... and so on. Very shit. So I typed "blog" into Google and that same day became a "Founder Member" of blog.

What are you most proud of?
I found this one very hard to answer as I don't know what I'm most proud of.
- I'm proud of passing my AA2 with Dale. Without him I wouldn't have, no matter how much he and Rach tell me it's all about "team work!"
- I'm proud of actually moving to Ireland as I'm very much a mommy's boy.
I think I actually get more proud of other people than myself. Such as I'm proud of Brad for the way he stands up for what he believes, I'm proud of my dad for the stuff he does for charities and I'm proud of my mom for still being here and sane with everything she's been through. There are so many of my friends I'm proud of as well.

What is the most memorable moment in your life where you have walked away afterwards thinking "Oh hell yes!!!!!"?
Getting a standing ovation for playing Seymour in a production of "The Little Shop of Horrors"

What's your favourite tee shirt?
Oooooh I have many favourite tee's. It's all about the logo baby. One says "Today I am a princess" and another says "Ass Hole" then I have one that says "Yes, this tee-shirt has the word cunt on it, it also says fuck, shit and machine washable!" but it's in small letters at the back. I don't think I could pick ONE favourite.

If you and Brad were stuck in the north pole with no food awaiting rescue, would you save yourself and eat him or make the ultimate sacrifice?
I think I'd wait and see which one of is popped his clogs first. If I do then Brad can eat me, if he goes I'll eat him.

Have you ever had any threesomes?
Yes.