From the last 24 hours...
  • House fell through. Bollocks.
  • Heading off to work.
  • I'd like to say it's good to be back at work but that would be a lie. A big big lie.
  • Dear Daddy, if you lend me £200k it might make me straight. Surely it's worth the risk?
  • Someone... anyone... everyone... send me a DM so the one already there goes. Please.
  • Gerry McCann looks a little... in charge. Kate looks confused.
  • Watching Kate & Gerry McCann on Oprah. There is something very wrong with what I'm watching but I can't quite put my finger on it.
  • It's all very sickly. I still think they had something to do with it.
  • These dreams go on when I close my eyes, every second of the night I live another life.
  • Home after a boring shift at work. Tum te tum. Now what shall I do other than slag off the McCanns some more?
  • Yes, Kate, you give yourself a good poke in the eye, that'll bring on the tears.
  • Can they really be witnesses to something that didn't actually happen. Aren't they observers, not witnesses?
  • The Tapas 7 - Seven other people who shouldn't be fucking parents!
... that is all.