If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?
Do you have Max Clifford's phone number?
Do you trust all of your friends?
No, not all of them.
Do you believe that everything happens for a reason?
No.
Can you make a dollar in change right now?
No.
Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor?
The one who is a doctor!
What naughty word do you use too often?
Cunt.
Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times?
There is more than just one.
What's your most favorite scar?
The one on my finger from when I degloved it.
When was the last time you flew in a plane?
January.
What features do you find most attractive in the preferred sex?
I really don't.
Fill in the blank. I love __________.
Paris in the spring time, I love Paris in the fall.
What is a goal you would like to accomplish in the near future?
Completing this meme.
If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time who would you call?
Depends how long we're talking.
Where was your favorite picture taken?
Dunno.
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?
Have I got everything ready for tomorrow.
If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Nothing can be changed.
What are you wearing right now?
Tee and Jeans.
Ever had a bar fight?
Yes. With snooker cues and everything!
Who knows you the best?
No one really does, they just think they do because I let them.
What have you bought, so far this week?
A clothes airer and some fire logs.
Did you get in a fight with someone today?
No but only because it's frowned up at work.
When was the last time you had a massage?
Dunno.
Last person to see you cry?
Bert.
What was the last TV show you watched?
Ramsey's nightmares thing although I wasn't really watching.
Who was the last person you hung out with?
Bert.
Have you ever taken a peek at someone else's diary?
No.