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So what have I done since I last blogged?

Well I've moved onto nights for the week at work. I miss getting under the duvet with Brad but at least when I'm nights I don't have to deal with the two fuckers at work.

I'm looking for another job as talking to the management won't bring me any satisfaction and I don't want to move onto nights fully.

Other than working I've done a lot of WoW playing... which I'm about to go and do now as I'm really not in the mood to do much else for some reason.

I am so pissed off with work.

Today I'm working with a complete gay hater - notice I don't use
Homophobe as that would be the wrong word to use!

He's an arsehole.

Tomorrow and Sunday I'm with him AND the cunt I made the allegation
about.

Total pile of wank!

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Airport Security: What's your Name.

Passenger: Batman

Airport Security: Your real name please

Passenger: My name is Bat-Man

Airport Security: Are you trying to be funny? What is your family name?

Passenger: Superman

Airport Security handcuffs him & puts him into a locked security room

Then they checked his Passport...

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The meat, covered in brown sugar, is cooking with the roasters...

The potatoes are boiling for the mash...

ANd our new steaming is plugged in and ready to start steaming... hopefully!

Here's to the good ole Sunday Roast!

Bored so thought I'd do it.

It's quite easy to work out the ones you don't know so I don't feel all that clever anymore!

Your result for The Famous Artwork Test...

The Blank Canvas

Impressive! You scored 19 on Artistry!

So I've been listening to some bangra and boolywood tunes and thought I'd have a look on You Tube for some bits to steal watch when I found this.

If anything was going to put me off looking for Bollywood stuff it could be this.

Well as some of you know Brad and I went to the UK for a few days in a clapped out 4x4.  We got there safe and well and wasn't worried at all when the mechanic told us that the banging noise was the piston trying to break out of the engine!  Oh well.

We headed off and did some shopping this morning.  Here we see the female of the species trying to work out how our new steamer goes together

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And here is the sooop I've made slowly brewing away in the slow couker!

So, what else do we have planned for all this time off?

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

Some tevalishun watchin', some bloggin, and mebbe a bit 'o the ole doggio walkei!

TTFN x

P.S. Am using the new editor.  I quite like it.  

Any interested? Anyone? Going once, going twice!

Clicky Clicky!

Obviously I'd like a sale so feel free to show this to alllllll your friends an everyone you know and anyone who might be interested!

It's a problem I put up with on a daily basis!

Stoolen from Merlin (A blogger, not the wizzard!)

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your blog and see what your friends come up with.

Go on... I dare ya!

Thank you for all your good luck comments.

We got to Dublin around 3am. Couldn't really go above 50mph all the way though but we did it.

Our replacement ferry wasn't until 9.15pm Friday night and the office didn't open up 5.30am so we made ourselves comfy in the car and got a couple of hours sleep.

A5 5.30 we begged to get on the 8.20am sailing but we're told it was full but to come back and speak to the manager at 7am as she may be able to move things about.

At 7am Brad chatted with the manager and I refilled the car with water.

Thankfully she was able to help and she put us on the 8.20am ferry. As we'd booked the executive lounge we got to board first and literally drove straight on to the ship after checking in.

Three haters later we arrive we'd had brekkie and enjoyed a choppy trip across the Irish Sea and docked at Holyhead.

We drove to Birmingham and arrived at 4pm and took the car straights to my dad's mechanic friend.

"You drove it?" he said.
"Yeah, apart from the knocking it's been fine."
"Right."
"What do you think is wrong with it?"
"Well whatever it is driving it didn't help."
"Oh."
"You hear that knocking noise?"
"Yeah."
"That's a piston trying to break through you engine."
"Is that bad?"
"It's not good."

Then he did that thing where he sucked air through his teeth. That noise always make me shudder.

We left soon after that hearing him mumble something about a new engine and my dad talking about stealing one!

Right, Brad's parents don't know we're here so after I've had a poo we're going to go and surprise them.

TTFN x

It's pissing it down here and in an hour or so I'm driving to Dublin.

Most of the roads are flooded or flooding but it won't matter as I'm in a big 4x4.

A 4x4 that has no heater.

A 4x4 that has a slow puncture on one tyre and no spare as that's already in use.

A 4x4 that in January broke down with a dodgy starter motor.

In February it broke down because the battery was old and wouldn't hold a charge.

In March it broke down because the alternator broke.

In April it broke down because a water pipe blew off the engine.

In May it broke down because a water pipe blew off the engine.

In June it broke down because the cylinder head gasket was shot, as was the radiator.

In July it broke down because another pipe blew off the engine.

Until Tuesday it had rarely moved since July.

On Tuesday the AA had to come out and start it.

As we left the house it sounded... rough.

As we got to the end of the road more steam was coming out the engine.

At the garage they told us the engine block has a crack.

They've taken the thermostat out so we can drive to Dublin to get the ferry crossing.

A ferry crossing that earlier today was cancelled due to adverse weather.

So, I'm driving to Dublin in a car that won't work to catch a ferry that's been cancelled.

There is something very wrong with this.

What is going on with blog entry tags?

Hotels in warrington?

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Go on... you know you want to...

Everyone else has done it! So why shouldn't I?!

Whats your name backwards?

Trebor

Name some lines from the song you are listening to?

There were sweet sweet sweet kisses at the start.
But they pierced pierced pierced my little heart,
I had big big plans for my love,
But a dark cloud gathered up above

Gay or Straight?

More gay than just gay.

What goes on your toast?

Carpet usually. My co-ordination isn't great with toast.

What's the seventh text message in your inbox say?
"Boberto i wil hed 2 bj apt 2moro morn if ok wit u"

Has someone groped you in the past week?
Yes

Lily Allen or Kate Nash?
Nash. Allen is trampy slut whore bitch witch!


Last person to call you babe?

Brad

I say ‘Jump!’, you say?

If you want to taste my fishes in the night.

Whats the top played song on your MP3 player?

Lithium by the Polyphonic Spree

Who did you last hold hands with?

Ger.

Who would you like to meet?

There are so many!

Funniest thing that happened today?
Getting confused in conversations.


Are you insane?

I don't think so but I'd need someone clinical to prove it.

Whats on your bedside table?
Clock, glass, book.

How many piercings do you have?
Too many.


Whats one of your favourite quotes?
"

Have you ever kissed anyone who's name started with a S or N?
Yes. Both actually.


Is this year the best year of your life?
No.

Ninjas or Pirates?
Gar!


Where do you want to go right now?
No where.


Who do you want to go with?
No one.


Do you hate My Chemical Romance?
Nope


What do you want from life?
Happiness I suppose... oh and lots of money!


When did you last do sex?
What? "do sex"?


What's your nickname and why?
Landers, Paddy, Fez and many many more.


Anything written on your hand?
Nope.


Could you run the Country?
Hell yeah man!


What are your favourite names?
Dunno


Have you ever punched a hole in the wall?

Yes.

Name a good song.
Sweet Sweet Kisses - Duke Special


Where's your sister?

Poorly sick in bed.

Have you got balls?
Yes.


How would you react if someone kissed you right now?

I'd kiss them back.

Wheres the weirdest place you’ve peed?
Along the white line down the middle of East Main Street, Broxburn Edinburgh


Are you scared of Cows?
Not that I know of.


Anything else to add?

No.

I think because I've given up smoking (yet again) my mood is being intensified!

Last night I had a problem with my email. A problem Brad sorted out in seconds but the hours that went by during those seconds saw me pick up the laptop throw it would the window and then do many many other things which involved me getting angry with various different people for various different reasons.

So this morning I wake up and decided I needed to do something to keep my mind of the smokes. I've rang the AA. They are coming to sort the car and I'm off to the gym this afternoon but most of the morning I've been look at my web site and my blog.

As you can see the header has changed again. I wonder if I'll ever be happy with a design. It's the same with my web site you know. I've lost count of how many times I've chopped and changed the design and today is no different. In fact today is worse... because of the lack of nicotine.

Right, time to do something about the mass of fat that seems to be spreading around by waist. Of course I have to wait for the AA to turn up to sort out my old car so I can drive it back to the UK on Friday.

Now, where did I put those ciggies?!

EDIT: Arrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh! One thing! One thing I want to change and can't! One thing that would make me happy! And I'm not talking about a cigarette! I'm talking about an image on this blog! BOLLOCKS!

So episode two of Little Britain USA was still great!

Not as funny as the first but still incredibly funny.

I watched the UK one and I have to wonder why they changed it.

"I love you more than cum-shots" became "I love you more than blow jobs!" No where near as funny!

Oh well.

Using your iPod, MP3 player, or Windows Media Player, put your favourite playlist on Shuffle and answer the following for each song as they come up:

1. "Someone Keeps Moving my Chair" - They Might Be Giants

Your favourite lyric from this song:
"Telephone call for Mr. Horrible!"

Does this song have any bad memories attached?
No, not one.

What genre is this song?
Indie pop?

2. "River Deep Mountain High" - Tina Turner

What is the last line of the song?
"Oh how I love you baby. Baby, baby, baby."

Have you ever seen this artist live?
No.

Who does this song make you think of?
An Erasure concert.

3. "Babooshka" - Kate Bush

What is the first line of this song?
"She wanted to test her husdband, she knew exactly what to do."

Where did you first hear this song?
No idea.

How about the first time you heard this artist?
Dunno.

4. "Red Light Spells Danger" - Billy Ocean

What friend could this be a theme song for?
Erm... I don't know.

Write down the chorus:
Red light, spells danger,
Can't hold out much longer,
Because red light, means warning,
Can't hold on, I'm burning.

Why do you like this song?
It make me want to sing and if I went on the X-Factor this would be my song.

5. "Whiskey in the Jar" - Thin Lizzy

What kind of film would you choose this as a theme for?
The Duggans Life Story.

Who introduced you to this group?
My dad was/is a Phil Lynott fan.

What is your favourite part of this song?
The intro.

6. "You Know my Name" - Chris Cornell.

The fourth line reads:
When the storm arrives would you be seen with me?

How long is this song?
4m03s

Is this song one of your favourites? Why or why not?
Yes. It's a great song to belt out as you're driving.

7. "Con Mi Guaguanco" - Ray Armando

How long have you been listening to this artist?
This is the first time I've heard it.

What's the cover look like on the album this song came from?

What's this song about?
Erm... dunno. It's instrumental and used as incidental music. But I like it.

I could survive for 1 minute, 47 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

So I blogged via email from work.

My other blog got it.

This one didn't.

It'll probably turn up on Monday. That's been happening quite a lot recently.

At least I'm not getting booted.

Clicky clicky!

You just know you want to apply!

(You may see some familiar faces!)

Please ignore the message at the end. It's of no use to the Brits or us in Ireland. It was the words of the poem and the imagery that went with it that made me like it and made me want to share it.

If you listen to the words while watching the video I think it says and awful lot. Enjoy.

Seems true the whole world over!

Most of the people on my friends are already on his friends list but just in case they're not I want to bring this blog entry to your attention.

I am horrified that this is the way UK has got. THank fuck I don't live there anymore!

Gordon Brown should be fucking shot!

Every now and then I like to go around blog checking out new things. Someone in BCUKHQ gave me a tip on how to find out what's going to happen with BCUK so I check it all out now and again.

So today I was clicking along the tabs. Read a few new blogs from new users and commented here and there. Checked out "The Buzz" and "Featured Blogs" and then I clicked on the community tab.

I've change my blog design so think maybe I should change my interests. Click the picture to see why... find the section circles in red!

Okay, so it's all done.

Thoughts, opinions, comments all welcome etc.

You'll see I've got rid of a few things. One of the side bars has gone and the remaining one has moved to the left. Items from the sidebar have gone such as the Moblog link, the clock and the twitter inferface. I've added a text section which has a list of questions and answers and the header image has changed.

So, what do you think?

I been a baking...

One for us and one for the Duggans.

Bugger all else to do really as it's pissing it down!

I think it's about time I had a blog redesign.

This one has been up a while. What do you think?