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Posts archive for: 29 September, 2008
  • Nanny 911

    "Nanny 911" is an American television programme shown on TV3 over here
    in the Emerald Isle.

    The opening has a typical big booming American voice giving an intro
    about the show...

    "Staffed by nannies from all over the world..." he says.

    Nanny Oldandwrinkly is in charge and is from England.

    Nanny Strictandstern weighs in at 22stone and is from Scunthorpe.

    Nanny Goat is in her seventies and from Surrey.

    Finally Nanny Spankskidsgently was previously employed as nanny to
    Jesus and comes from the North... of England!

    So the producers went all over the world look for Nannies and got four
    old trouts from the UK. Why bother saying they are from around the
    world? Why not just say they are from the UK?

    What is more disturbing is that none of them are anything like my
    childhood nannies.. I do miss Nanny Ghetto and Nanny Nytol. Life was
    much simpler then.
  • Just add water...

    I am covered in tea leaves. Quite literally!

    It's better than what I could be covered in!

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