There have been one or two things stopping me from blogging as much as I used to.

Firstly there is the log-out problem here. Over the last month it seems to have changed what it does so now I can spend an hour logged in and then get booted and continue to get booted very few minutes. That last about 15 minutes and then settles down.

Secondly our Internet since November has been through a little Vodafone 3G modem. It's been great but also shit at the same time. Connection is slow so reading blogs with big blog headers (even my own) has been difficult and add that to the logout problem and it doesn't make for a happy blogging experience let alone all the other stuff I do on the net!

Finally earlier this year my laptop battery gave out. Yes, I have a power cable but if I'm sat in the kitchen and decide to move to the lounge I have to shutdown everything then move into the lounge and restart everything back up. A right royal pain in the hole!

Well over the last week my log out issue seems non-existent! Huzah! Yesterday our bright and shiny broadband finally arrived and last week I bought a new laptop battery!

So, fingers crossed, with all that and the iPhone I should be back to blogging speed.

I'd now like to leave you with a joke.

A cruise on the Pacific goes all wrong, the ship sinks, and there are only 3 Survivors; Damian, Darren and Deirdre. They manage to swim to a small island and they lived there for a couple of years doing what's natural for men and women to do. After several years of casual sex, all the time, Deirdre felt absolutely horrible about what she was doing. She felt having sex with both Damian and Darren was so bad that she killed herself. It was tragic but Damian and Darren managed to get through it and, after while, nature once more took its inevitable course. Well, a couple more years went by and Damian and Darren began to feel absolutely horrible about what they were doing. So they buried Deirdre.