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I'm deaf, I'm not stupid.
I'm deaf, I'm not a second class citizen.
I'm deaf, I'm not invisible.
I'm deaf, I wear a hearing aid which means often I can hear you
perfectly.

Hello.

I like the Torch Song Trilogy

Message ends.

Well after a fantastic weekend with Kelly, Laura and Stephen I'm now
back at work.

And what have I done this morning?

1. Bought two pairs if sunglasses.
2. Had a drink in The Lady Gregory, Gort.
3. Met Sheila for a drink at the Quality Hotel.
4. Checked flights to various people.
5. Read over a rental agreement for a friend and told him he has
grounds for a court case.
6. Read the paper.

And now I have just under five hours until home time.

Not only do I still get logged out but now my posts I've emailed in don't come up.

Great!

Wordpress looks more and more appealing.

Apparently David Beckham will be on top of a London Red bus and kicking a football when Bejing hands over to London for the 2012 limpicks. He'll be accepting the torch. So why doesn't he just bring it straight to London rather than sending the bloody thing around the world?

It would save a lot of messing about!

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 13:00 No Twitter updates. No fun. #

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Forty minutes to go.

All but one of the chores are done. I'll put the rubbish in the main bin when I leave as it's just round the corner from the unit.

Pretty uneventful... until 6.45am when one of the resi's decides to get up and start throwing his head against the wall thus waking up the other two. Those two have settled but the other one is now wandering about the unit trying to find a suitable wall with which to do even more damage to his head with!

Soon I shall be driving home (possibly swimming given the amount of rain we've had) and climbing into my bed as you lot, well some you, get up and face the day.

Good night x

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 07:45 Wondering if there is any point to Twitter now. It was fun when I used to get mobile message. :( #

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I get one entry done and then I get fucking logged again!

Sorry if I'm not replying to comments people or even commenting on
your blogs. I do try but then get bumped and can't be arsed filling
in the form you have to complete if you're not signed in or a member
of blog.

I think I'll just starting blogging by email, reading via feed-
reader, commenting in an email blog entry and hoping and praying it
gets sorted out sometime before I die.

Good morning!

Snagged from another blog... I wasn't going to do this one as I was worried no one would actually answer it but thankfully there are one or two on my friends list who I know should but whether they will or not is a different matter!

So here goes...

There is at least one person on your friends list that wants to fuck the hell out of you.

So lets play the Fuck or Pass game.

The rules are simple.

If you want to fuck the person who posts this, leave him or her a comment saying "I'd fuck you." (as well as any other things you'd wish to do, if you'd like... ) But, you have to post this in your journal, in exchange.

Lets all marvel at the replies.

Yesterday was a bad day as far as work goes. One of our clients is being very violent and me and another member of staff took the brunt of it all day.

Any future blog entries will more than likely be posted via email as I'm still getting logged out every five fucking minutes*.

I think I'm going to have a friends cull. Not done one for a while and there are people on it who haven't blogged for a while, have other blog names now or I just dont' read and never have. We'll see.

Good morning!

*One time it could be 30 mins another it could be every time I click post on an entry or comment!

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 00:21 Going to sleep as I have ANOTHER long day tomorrow! #
• 07:24 Meh! Don't want to go to work. Meh! Far too important to work! Meh! Want bed! Meh! #
• 12:29 Sitting by the beach. #

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In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 08:52 There is something quite disturbing about about cornflakes. #
• 12:08 @hal85 and does it anyway match what you do? #
• 13:35 Having ANOTHER Subway! Nom nom non! #
• 16:14 Wearing out the battery on my iPhone! #
• 16:57 Getting soaked by Hughie in the jacuzzi! #

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In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 10:38 Wondering why the people who control the money are always liars! #
• 14:12 Getting all my yummy Mac updates' #

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In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 09:29 Ooh a day orf! What shall I do today? #
• 11:15 As I get closer to home my need for a poo gets stronger and stronger! #
• 11:17 @chiselwright Christ no! Enough of that from 8am to 9pm yesterday! #
• 16:46 Formatting my mac for the first time in 20 years... This was a weekly event with the old pc! #

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In an attempt to sort out the issue I have with the continual logging out of me from here I have totally formatted my laptop.

Fingers crossed I'll be able to stay logged in and if that happens then I'll be back to blogging at full speed!

Have you missed me?

I've not missed you. Wanna know why? I have my lovely jubbly RSS feed reader (not GoogleReader because it's shit!) and I was able to keep up with all your goings on - Andy you'll be happy hear I'm out of the kitchen!

TTFN x