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In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 20:50 Eating at Eddie Rockets ("Hey McFly!") before going to see 'Wanted' #

A million monkeys on a million typewriters wrote this and then it was automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

I don't care what anyone thinks, I'm actually a little* excited!

*Okay, a lot excited!

I don't get it.

Okay so I get that people send confessions or secrets and some blog posts them on his blog but how, if they are only put up on Sundays, do people email in with comments about a secret?

I don't understand!

I nicked this meme off PurpleDragon

Use seven words to describe your weekend. It is actually harder than you think.

Shit

Busy

Painful

False

Coffee

Travel

Grilling

In five words or less, describe how does this differ from any other weekend?

Working with a fucking cunt!