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In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 17:22 Locking myself in the kitchen! #

A million monkeys on a million typewriters wrote this and then it was automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 17:22 Locking myself in the kitchen! #

A million monkeys on a million typewriters wrote this and then it was automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 17:22 Locking myself in the kitchen! #

A million monkeys on a million typewriters wrote this and then it was automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 17:22 Locking myself in the kitchen! #

A million monkeys on a million typewriters wrote this and then it was automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

I love taking over from Chris on the night staff.

The kettle is always hot and there is a big fresh pan of porridge bubbling away on the stove.

I have the best job in the world!