In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...
  • 07:08 Heading off to work and wondering if I'll ever not be in pain! #
  • 07:18 Wondering if the woman in Statoil will ever smile? #
  • 07:59 Hoping he didn't wake anyone with his tweets! #
  • 08:44 Being thankful that I got 45mins at work without a resi getting up! #
  • 10:12 Finding out the hard way that I'm still alergic to citrus fruit! #
  • 11:04 Going for a bus spin! #
  • 12:07 Trying to work if I should be happy or scared that Whytey had just told me he's going to take me into the woods and molest me! #
  • 12:57 Trying to work out if I should be happy or sad that I didn't get molested. #
  • 15:53 b.o.R.e.d #
  • 20:54 Finally on my way home! #
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