In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...
  • 13:18 Racing home to play with my new iPhone! #
  • 18:30 Heading for Shannon airport! Yeah baby! #
  • 18:44 Walking, as fast as my little fat legs will carry me, to the nearest toilet before I explode! #
  • 19:05 Stood at the departure gate an hour and thirty minutes before departure! #
  • 19:12 Having a fucking fag! I've earned it! #
  • 19:30 Wants a damn curry now! Goddamnit! #
  • 19:36 Suddenly realising that a black dot on the glass of a departure lounge window is NOT a plane coming in to land! #
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