In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...
  • 11:58 Being amazed at the dress sense of a woman in bright red wellies, red tights, a red skort, red gloves, a red hat, a red blouse and a whi ... #
  • 11:58 Realising I had the EXACT same jacket in black! The shame! #
  • 12:08 @soyster I don't. #
  • 15:36 Ripping off tights with my teeth! #
  • 15:46 Brendan is at home giving his wife cock! #
  • 20:53 Finally driving home! #
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