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Eircom are finally getting ready to put our phone line in!

We only ordered it in December!

They're putting poles up!

It's taken them all day to put three poles up.

At this rate will be on the phone come October!

I'm soooo excited!

Who wants a call?

Not really in the mood to blog about my weekend of shit like that so I stole this. Yes, yet another set of questions I stole. I don't care.

Do you eat a lot of fast food?
I used to but since moving to Ireland there aren't that many drive-thru's or burger bars near us so I don't anymore.

How many people have you kissed in 2008?
Erm... dunno. Only one passionately - and that would be Brad but as for other kisses (pecks on the cheek etc) I've got no idea.

Were you happy when you woke up on Sunday?
No. The first time I was woken up was at 5.14.am. For some reason the fucking dogs were going mad, barking at the wind and the rain as though that's going to get rid of it! I got up, had a look out the front, then the back and could see nothing but rain and wind! Okay so I couldn't see the wind but I could see the tree's bending over more than I do on a Saturday night so it had to be bad! The dogs had stopped barking by this point as they could hear me walking about but the second I got back into bed they started again. They soon stopped and I went back to sleep. When I woke up again I had a bladder the size of Loch Corrib and the toilet seemed like miles away! I was wishing Juzzzy's wee hose was a reality! So no, I wasn't happy when I woke up!

How about now?
Not in a great mood no. Had a lovely dinner with the Duggans yesterday but I have things on my mind that I can't get rid and it's damn annoying!

Have you ever streaked?
Yes. At college it was a weekly thing when out drinking and was never really a pleasant experience for those watching on.

Are you an understanding person?
I'd like to think I was but in reality I'm probably not. I think friends would be better at answer that one than I am.

What was the last movie you saw in the cinema?
Erm... Daywatch I think. I know it's been a while since I've been to the cinema but if I remember rightly it was Daywatch. This is the sequel to Nightwatch (the Russian one not the Ewan McGregor one) and is damn good!

What did you last get upset about?
The thing that has fucked my mind up. Sadly I can't and won't be telling you what that is.

Do you eat sweets on a daily basis?
No. I actually don't eat a lot of sweets. When your father is a wholesale confectioner and you spend you life surrounded by jelly, hard-boiled or chocolate sweets you kind of get sick of them. Chocolate is my thing but I don't eat a lot of that anymore.

Does it make you happy to get letters?
Oh yes! When I sent all those out late last year it was fantastic to get replies. I think I might send some more out, not so I can get them in return but just because it's nice to receive them (I think) and I like doing nice things.

Who was the last person to text you?
Sam. Not much else to say there.

What are you looking forward to this summer?
Nothing. As with above, there isn't really a lot to say there.

Who was the last person you ate with?
Brad and the Duggans. MJ (MJ dad, MJ!)did a fantastic Monk fish dish. Nom nom nom.

Do raisins belong in cookies?
Erm. Yes. Yes I think they do. Obviously some without is good as well.

What's your screen name?
Landers has been a nickname for many many years and it had become a screen name for so many different things.

Walking into a party, what's the first thing you notice?
I try and look at how people are dressed to know whether I'm under or over dressed. I seem to spend an age trying to decide what to wear, starting a few days before the actual event usually. Of course, if it's a big party or a special occasion then that means going out and buying something new which means shopping at least two weeks before hand and then hoping I don't put any weight on! (fucking miracles there!). I spent hours going round the shops sorting out and outfit for my 2007 birthday when I was going to meet other bloggers! I still looked like a sack of spuds but I felt good!

Kiss on the first date?
The day before my first date with Brad I was ordered by my friend Dave not to kiss or "put out" for a good few weeks as that way I'd know it was right! I lasted until the second date - which was the next night.

Would you rather have chicken or steak?
Steak. Still dripping in blood, no fat, lightly peppered with some new potatoes, par-bolied carrots and peas.

What's one thing you've learned from a good friendship gone bad?
I've learnt a couple of things. Firstly that often all it takes is an apology and things can be sorted. Secondly I've learnt how to work out who I can rely on and who I can't and I think I've got a pretty good idea of that now.

Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Person? Hmm... Ramps I think.

Would you ever donate blood?
I have done even though I'm not really allowed which I think is very wrong.

Have you ever felt replaced?
Ho yes! Quite recently in fact! It is not a nice feeling.

Are there deerheads covering any walls in your house?
No but I once lived in a house where there was. It's eyes would follow you.

Have you ever been asked out?
Yes. Been a while though.

Are you good at telling jokes?
I'm the best!

Have you ever driven without a license?
Yes but I didn't know I hadn't got a license. Due to not responding to a speeding fine but license was cancelled. I only found out when I applied to get a new copy of the paper part of my license.

Do you wish you had smaller feet?
No, my feet a fine size at 11 thank you.

When ordering sushi, what do you get?
Nigiri-zushi or Chirashizushi. Nom nom nom!

Do you write in cursive or in print?
Depends on what I'm writing and who to.

Who was the last person you sat next to?
Brad.

What were you doing at 10 am?
Eating choco-moons!

Are you different now than you were six months ago?
Yes. Six months ago I was broke and not sure what was happening about a job but I was happy. Now I'm still broke but I know I've got money coming and I'm not happy. (but that will change!)

What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?
Dunno.

How old will you be in 10 months?
Thirty-five. A whole generation younger than Juzzzy.

Do you think you'll be married by then?
Not a prayer.

Was yesterday better than today?
No.

What does your last text message say?
I'm not telling you.

What month is your birthday in?
June.

Can you live a day without tv?
Yes.

When was the last time you saw your dad?
June 7th.

How many pets do you have?
Four. Two dogs (Eddie & Hillie) and two cats (Max & Huw)

How many houses have you lived in?
Many

How many city/towns have you lived in?
Quite a few actually.

Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
I don't think I need to answer this one. The world, it's mother, my friends and every reader should know by now that I prefer bare feet! I hate socks with a passion but appreciate they are a necessary evil at times.

Available?
No.

What is your favorite colour?
I love red and green but really it depends what the colour is there for. Green is great for a kitchen or dining room and red is great for a bedroom but neither go well in a lounge.

What are you doing for your next birthday?
I don't want to think about that thank you.

Do you like coffee?
A little too much I think.

Do you like iced tea?
Not really. It's a stupid drink. Tea should be hot, not iced or even cold for that matter!

What are you listening to?
The news.

Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
I don't care what side I sleep on but Brad has to sleep on the left so I always end up on the right.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be?
One thing? Just bloody one? The list is fucking endless and I can't mention just one!

Do you know how to play poker?
Yes.

What are you thinking about right now?
What I'm doing for the rest of the day.

Any plans for next weekend?
I'm working and drinking.

What were you doing at 12 last night?
Watching Buffy.

Do you smile a lot?
I'd like to think I do but I probably don't.

Why did you last cry?
I'm not telling.

Have you ever had a life-threatening injury?
Yes.

Do you like flying or driving?
Driving if I'm driving, flying if I'm the pilot.

What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Drugs and hookers ME!

Do you wear any jewelry daily?
Yes. A watch, a ring and a chain.

Who got you the jewelry you are currently wearing?
I got the watch, Brad got the ring and chain.

Who is the funniest person you know?
Erm... me.

How often do you remember your dreams?
99% of the time.

What is your ringtone?
It just rings.

Skim, 1%, 2%, or whole milk?
Whole, tastes the best and suits heffers like me.

Are you mad about anything?
Angry mad or "mad for it"? I think both fits some things.

What time did you go to sleep last night?
I don't know.

Where did you last sleep besides your own bed?
The Duggans en-suite. Lovely.

Oh well. That took longer than I hoped.