1. Who's the black sheep in your family?
Me.
2. Do you take your coffee black?
Yes, it's the only way.
3. Do you own a Blackberry?
Fuck no! And wouldn't want one. There was a time I did, I'll admit that, but not anymore.
4. Which black forest would you rather eat - cake or ham?
Much to people's amazement I'd have to say the ham.
5. Have you ever had a black eye?
A black eye? What just one? Well yes. I've actually had quite a few.