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I've lost count of how many times I've been logged out tonight.

It has taken me well over an hour to mess about with a design that would usually take me a few minutes.

Now, if you'd like to flag me as inappropriate because of my cunting swearing then please feel free. I am past caring!

1. Who's the black sheep in your family?
Me.

2. Do you take your coffee black?
Yes, it's the only way.

3. Do you own a Blackberry?
Fuck no! And wouldn't want one. There was a time I did, I'll admit that, but not anymore.

4. Which black forest would you rather eat - cake or ham?
Much to people's amazement I'd have to say the ham.

5. Have you ever had a black eye?
A black eye? What just one? Well yes. I've actually had quite a few.