Having just read this by Teri_R and laughing myself stupid, I was reminded of the airport announcements so thought I'd blog them just in case someone hasn't heard them.

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed (I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired)

Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie (I have just been fired and bye bye everybody)

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost (I need a piss quick my legs are crossed)

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet (Oh-ah that's better, now I need a shit.)

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted (My colleague just farted and left the room the bastard)

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee (Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea)

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