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Having just read this by Teri_R and laughing myself stupid, I was reminded of the airport announcements so thought I'd blog them just in case someone hasn't heard them.

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed (I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired)

Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie (I have just been fired and bye bye everybody)

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost (I need a piss quick my legs are crossed)

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet (Oh-ah that's better, now I need a shit.)

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted (My colleague just farted and left the room the bastard)

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee (Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea)

If they don't play then click here.

I did not sleep well. My allergies are playing up at the moment so my sinuses feel like someone has filled them with foam and my head is pounding.

We had a good night last night, WoWing with the Duggans. We stayed over as The Fleck and I cooking a nice big Happy Birthday Helen Sunday Dinner.

So yesterday we went shopping and while there we saw the shop pictured below so thought we'd take a photie of it for Hebburndelboy. Said picture is below. Just as I went to take a picture of the another part of the sign a small foreign security guard came over and told me that I wasn't allowed to take photos in the Eyre Square Shopping Centre. What? As if! I shall be writing a stiffly worded letter and calling them names!

So here's the picture that I did manage to get. Please enjoy while I nip orf to kill some Defias.