In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 08:43 Watching the news with mommy. #
• 16:01 Touring a cemetary and St. Mary's Friary en rote to taking mommy to the airport. #
• 16:39 Looking round Knock shrine. #
• 17:19 Having waving my mother off at the airport. #
• 17:25 Hating not having! #

Daniel McPherson

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 00:59 Lager shandy is not nice... And neither is watered down red wine! #
• 08:28 Waiting to board our flight back to the Emerald Isle. #

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 13:57 Sat at my mommy's. #
• 21:45 Drinking rose wine, red wine and lager and eating buffet food and staring at a groom I think I know... And a beautiful man in uniform! #

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 15:54 Sat in the Treat Cafe, Claregalway, awaiting my honey baked ham bap and black coffee... Yummy! #

I'm sorting out a playlist for our trip.

I chuffing love this song and couldn't help playing it loud (not just cos I are deaf!) and dancing around the hoose!

As seen here.

1. What is your favourite comedy film
Sooooo many to choose from... Liar Liar, Hot Fuzz, What A Carve Up... and more...

2. What is your favourite comedy on TV
Ideal, Family Guy, Gavin & Stacey, Eastenders, ... this list goes on...

3. Who is your best Comedy actor/actress?
Julie Walters

4. If you could write a comedy what would it be about?
I've already written one... sort of... I've re-wrtitten one... modernised it.

5. What is the Funniest thing you have ever seen be it in person or on a TV show or film?
Well this has to be one of them...

And I'm not sat in a cafe giggling a little too loudly - the Australian man at the next table is starring at me...

I hope the fucking bastard gets life!

http://www.nbc5i.com/news/15972791/detail.html

I was supposed to be off yesterday but got called in to cover people off sick.

While in I was asked if I'd cover today as well. I was already down for 2pm - 9pm but asked if I could do all day... which I agreed.

Well I'm now having my sick leave covered as I have a sick note for today, tomorrow and Saturday.

"But why?" some of you maybe asking whereas others care less... well it's because one of the resi's decided to pitch a fit and throw himself to the floor while trying to bite my hand. As I try and get my hand away from him he decided to grab hold tighter and as he went to the floor he twisted one of my fingers and I spent most of the afternoon in A&E! Joy joy joy!

I'm in incredible pain, the pain killers have worn off and I feel a little restricted.

I do still love my job though.

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Jason Cameron

Monday
Found I'd got minimal shifts at work.

Tuesday
WoW'd

Wednesday
WoW'd

Thursday
Went to see the Duggan's baby scan and then off out in to Galway for drinkies. Was signing like a good'un.

Friday
Got "attacked" at work and am still in a little bit pain.

Saturtday
WoW'd and watched The Invasion.

Sunday
WoW'd, had a big pork Sunday dinner and then had the Duggan's, the Price's and the GG's round for tea.

There you go.

P.S. I have been reading

Saw this on a friends blog and thought I'd share!

Thank you James but I still say "Down with David!"

Having just read this by Teri_R and laughing myself stupid, I was reminded of the airport announcements so thought I'd blog them just in case someone hasn't heard them.

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed (I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired)

Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie (I have just been fired and bye bye everybody)

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost (I need a piss quick my legs are crossed)

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet (Oh-ah that's better, now I need a shit.)

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted (My colleague just farted and left the room the bastard)

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee (Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea)

If they don't play then click here.

I did not sleep well. My allergies are playing up at the moment so my sinuses feel like someone has filled them with foam and my head is pounding.

We had a good night last night, WoWing with the Duggans. We stayed over as The Fleck and I cooking a nice big Happy Birthday Helen Sunday Dinner.

So yesterday we went shopping and while there we saw the shop pictured below so thought we'd take a photie of it for Hebburndelboy. Said picture is below. Just as I went to take a picture of the another part of the sign a small foreign security guard came over and told me that I wasn't allowed to take photos in the Eyre Square Shopping Centre. What? As if! I shall be writing a stiffly worded letter and calling them names!

So here's the picture that I did manage to get. Please enjoy while I nip orf to kill some Defias.

One
Word.
You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think*. Remember: one word answers.

Where is your mobile phone? Bedroom
Your significant other? Amazing
Your hair? Gone
Your mother? Beautiful
Your father? Different
Your favourite thing? Brad
Your dream last night? Typical
Your favorite drink? Morgans
Your dream/goal? Achievable
The room you're in? Lounge
Your ex? Wanker
Your fear? Loss
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Here
Where were you last night? Bed
What you're not? Burning
One of your wish list items? iPhone
Where you grew up? Home
The last thing you did? This
What are you wearing? Runners
Your TV? Dusty
Your pets? Dogs
Your computer? Mac
Your life? Great
Your mood? Awake
Missing someone? Always
Your car? Big
Something you're not wearing? Wellies
Favourite Store? Apple
Your summer? Wet
Like someone? Lots
Your favourite colour? Green
Last time you laughed? Just
Last time you cried? March

These responses are as of today, and may be subject to change!

*Personally I found it very easy!

Some of you may remember this post.

Well now I've found something better!

So I wanted to make some comment about the guy on the left and how... well... you know... well I would anyway... and then I found this.

My God y' would!

The Friday Five - as seen here.

1. What was the last book your read?
The Collapse of Barings by Stephen Fay

2: What are you reading now?
The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins - although not for much longer!

3. What one book do you wish you had written?
The Bible. Things would have be very different.

4. Who is your favourite author?
I have a couple, Mark Danielewski, Terry Pratchett, Dean Koontz, Agatha Christie, Richard Laymon, but if I had to choose one it would be
Daphne du Maurier.

5. I recommend you read...?
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski.

I can die blog happy!

Fuck. It.

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 10:48 Getting more WoW updates! #
• 13:48 Downloading yet another cunting WoW update! #

I have decided that every Monday I'm going to post "A Man for Monday!". Monday's are such a horrible day and I think it would good for us fags and ladies to have a nice man to look at on a Monday. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a Brad so I feel this will become part of my public service.

So here is the first entry in A Man for Monday. Today, as it's the first time, you're getting three for one.

Here we see Derek Brodey, Jesse Santana and Dean Monroe. If you're easily upset or offended then I highly suggest you do not google them.

Enjoy. I know I will. But I have a Brad so I'm always happy.

I promise that at some point today I will do a late Friday Five.... honestly I will!

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 13:38 Updating Bloscars website #
• 21:23 Getting pissed off with Wikipedia! #

I know it's a tad morbid but I can't help but think that the only reason Prince Philip has been discharged is so he can die at home rather than in hospital.

Sorry for that.