@ 2008-05-01 – 00:10:02
@ 2008-04-30 – 00:14:01
@ 2008-04-28 – 00:08:01
@ 2008-04-27 – 00:06:01
@ 2008-04-26 – 00:12:02
@ 2008-04-25 – 13:01:37
I'm sorting out a playlist for our trip.
I chuffing love this song and couldn't help playing it loud (not just cos I are deaf!) and dancing around the hoose!
@ 2008-04-25 – 09:18:54
As seen here.
1. What is your favourite comedy film
Sooooo many to choose from... Liar Liar, Hot Fuzz, What A Carve Up... and more...
2. What is your favourite comedy on TV
Ideal, Family Guy, Gavin & Stacey, Eastenders, ... this list goes on...
3. Who is your best Comedy actor/actress?
Julie Walters
4. If you could write a comedy what would it be about?
I've already written one... sort of... I've re-wrtitten one... modernised it.
5. What is the Funniest thing you have ever seen be it in person or on a TV show or film?
Well this has to be one of them...
And I'm not sat in a cafe giggling a little too loudly - the Australian man at the next table is starring at me...
@ 2008-04-21 – 08:28:04
Monday
Found I'd got minimal shifts at work.
Tuesday
WoW'd
Wednesday
WoW'd
Thursday
Went to see the Duggan's baby scan and then off out in to Galway for drinkies. Was signing like a good'un.
Friday
Got "attacked" at work and am still in a little bit pain.
Saturtday
WoW'd and watched The Invasion.
Sunday
WoW'd, had a big pork Sunday dinner and then had the Duggan's, the Price's and the GG's round for tea.
There you go.
P.S. I have been reading
@ 2008-04-16 – 09:45:27
Saw this on a friends blog and thought I'd share!
Thank you James but I still say "Down with David!"
@ 2008-04-13 – 09:24:06
Having just read this by Teri_R and laughing myself stupid, I was reminded of the airport announcements so thought I'd blog them just in case someone hasn't heard them.
Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed (I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired)
Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie (I have just been fired and bye bye everybody)
Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost (I need a piss quick my legs are crossed)
Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet (Oh-ah that's better, now I need a shit.)
Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted (My colleague just farted and left the room the bastard)
Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee (Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea)
If they don't play then click here.
@ 2008-04-13 – 09:03:11
I did not sleep well. My allergies are playing up at the moment so my sinuses feel like someone has filled them with foam and my head is pounding.
We had a good night last night, WoWing with the Duggans. We stayed over as The Fleck and I cooking a nice big Happy Birthday Helen Sunday Dinner.
So yesterday we went shopping and while there we saw the shop pictured below so thought we'd take a photie of it for Hebburndelboy. Said picture is below. Just as I went to take a picture of the another part of the sign a small foreign security guard came over and told me that I wasn't allowed to take photos in the Eyre Square Shopping Centre. What? As if! I shall be writing a stiffly worded letter and calling them names!
So here's the picture that I did manage to get. Please enjoy while I nip orf to kill some Defias.
@ 2008-04-12 – 08:22:52
One
Word.
You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
Not as easy as you might think*. Remember: one word answers.
Where is your mobile phone? Bedroom
Your significant other? Amazing
Your hair? Gone
Your mother? Beautiful
Your father? Different
Your favourite thing? Brad
Your dream last night? Typical
Your favorite drink? Morgans
Your dream/goal? Achievable
The room you're in? Lounge
Your ex? Wanker
Your fear? Loss
Where do you want to be in 6 years? Here
Where were you last night? Bed
What you're not? Burning
One of your wish list items? iPhone
Where you grew up? Home
The last thing you did? This
What are you wearing? Runners
Your TV? Dusty
Your pets? Dogs
Your computer? Mac
Your life? Great
Your mood? Awake
Missing someone? Always
Your car? Big
Something you're not wearing? Wellies
Favourite Store? Apple
Your summer? Wet
Like someone? Lots
Your favourite colour? Green
Last time you laughed? Just
Last time you cried? March
These responses are as of today, and may be subject to change!
*Personally I found it very easy!
@ 2008-04-11 – 17:46:19
Some of you may remember this post.
Well now I've found something better!
So I wanted to make some comment about the guy on the left and how... well... you know... well I would anyway... and then I found this.
My God y' would!
@ 2008-04-11 – 08:12:14
The Friday Five - as seen here.
1. What was the last book your read?
The Collapse of Barings by Stephen Fay
2: What are you reading now?
The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins - although not for much longer!
3. What one book do you wish you had written?
The Bible. Things would have be very different.
4. Who is your favourite author?
I have a couple, Mark Danielewski, Terry Pratchett, Dean Koontz, Agatha Christie, Richard Laymon, but if I had to choose one it would be
Daphne du Maurier.
5. I recommend you read...?
House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski.
@ 2008-04-08 – 00:14:01
@ 2008-04-07 – 09:56:35
I have decided that every Monday I'm going to post "A Man for Monday!". Monday's are such a horrible day and I think it would good for us fags and ladies to have a nice man to look at on a Monday. Not everyone is lucky enough to have a Brad so I feel this will become part of my public service.
So here is the first entry in A Man for Monday. Today, as it's the first time, you're getting three for one.
Here we see Derek Brodey, Jesse Santana and Dean Monroe. If you're easily upset or offended then I highly suggest you do not google them.
Enjoy. I know I will. But I have a Brad so I'm always happy.
I promise that at some point today I will do a late Friday Five.... honestly I will!
@ 2008-04-07 – 00:10:01
@ 2008-04-06 – 13:58:45
I know it's a tad morbid but I can't help but think that the only reason Prince Philip has been discharged is so he can die at home rather than in hospital.
Sorry for that.
@ 2008-04-06 – 13:04:30
I've updated the Bloscars website and am still after your thoughts, feelings and opinions and so on...
- All (I think) links have been edited and fully work now.
- Winners page has been updated and links attached
- The page colours and layout has been updated/changed.
Also some pages have been added...
- A nominations page - The form there should work fully, feel free to test it out.
- An awards page - no content yet.
- A voting page - not much content yet.
- A Bloscars 2009 page
- A CatchPhrase Competition.
WANNA WIN A PIRZE?
Go to the lovely new website and take a look at the competition page.
@ 2008-04-05 – 07:21:44
Morning fuckers.
Am in no mood for work today.
I keep looking at the clocking wondering what time I should leave to be 15 minutes late. Why 15 minutes I've no idea. And what it's the point in being late. If I'm going to be late may as well make it a good hour or so.
But even you, gentle reader, know that I will not be late. I know I will not be late. I know it so much that I've time this entry perfectly to end in a few seconds so I can leave the house.
Buhbye.
P.S. Here's Evan Wade to cheer me up again.
Still, he's not a patch on my Brad.
@ 2008-04-04 – 11:29:36
Remember a little while ago I told you a Bloscars Web-site.
Well I've put a very basic site up and I'd like to go have a look.
Can you have a look around and then use the feed back form to tell me what you think.
Various talks have been taking place with various companies and people and I'm hoping to make the Bloscars a little bigger and better for 2009 with more prizes and sponsors etc. Mokono have been very helpful.
The site needs more graphics and info and stuff but you'll see what is going on if you go there.
Thank you.
P.S. Feel free to pass the link around to get "outsiders" feed back.
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