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In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 10:25 In bed, thinking about getting up. #
• 10:45 Who the fuck is the abundantsalmon #
• 11:29 Orf for a shower #

A million monkeys on a million typewriters wrote this and then it was automatically shipped by LoudTwitter

1. A minibus goes forward when in 1st gear.

2. A trailer will only follow you if it's hooked up to the tow bar.

3. A locked door can be opened with your head.

4. A mop tastes better than a mop bucket.

5. All vegetables, regardless of varity, are potatoes.

6. All meat, be it poultry, fish or game, comes from cows.

7. Brown glass is edible.

8. Clear glass is not edible.

9. No matter how you sniff, snot on the floor will not go back into your nose from a standing position.

10. Pens can be used as a key if you ram it into the lock hard enough.

Ladies and gentleman may I take this moment to introduce to an ex a good friend of mine...

Filmextra (or Pete as he's know to me) comes to blog all the way from Cheshire. Now I need to you to really make him welcome as he's currently blogging on a Xanga site... and it's crap. And I've told him so. He needs the community of this place.

He's a great guy who's had an interesting life and will have many stories to tell. Usually about reuniting the Spice Girls (yeeeearsss before Moyles did) and filming the Congleton Flower Thief in action!

He's been around on BCUK for a while... in fact his account has been inactive for around 900 days but he came over in the days the original Landers/Paddy was about.

So say hello to him, make him feel welcome him to your friends list (apart from you Juz - you leave him alone! Pete knows too much about me for your to me concerned with!) and general just enjoy - as many others have

I'm in bed. I don't start work until 2pm. I've been awake since around 7ish.

I'm bored and can think of nothing other than the above to blog.

So here's a picture as well.

Evan Wade... yummy!