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Gentle reader, I'm in the process of making a web site for the Bloscars.

This will be important for the 2009 Bloscars - you'll see why when it's done - and I'm look for suggestions.

What would you want to see on the site?

I'm doing a Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) page so what questions should be there? What do you think people want to know about the Bloscars? What do you want to know about the Bloscars!

So far I've got a welcome page, a faq, a history, 2006 winners, 2007 winners and 2008 winners and a page describing the each actual award (not a page per award!).

What else should I have?

Let me know either in PM's or comments here.

Tooken from Chyna who took it from kaimi0achava

I googled myself... and here I am...

I'm a member of the P&B Musto Race Team.

I am chair of Coalition PR.

I'm a photographer in the south west of England.

I was born on May 24th, 1984.

I have a high soccer score on some game on Bebo.

And I'm the head of Nanomaterials Research Centre at Massey University in New Zealand

I'd be grateful if you could pass this info around. Thank you.

Ladies an gentlemen on offer today we have two fabulous items.

First off is wonderful Nokia N95 mobile phone/pda. It's an excellent item with many many wonderful features and a 5mp camera!

With the purchase you'll get the phone and a nokia charger. I might be able to find the box but it could be in Wales. This 3G phone is unlocked, has a couple of knocks on the case but the screen is in perfect condition.

This item is for sale at €160 / £130. (ono)

Our second lot today is a 30gb iPod Photo. This is a 4th generation 30gb iPod which will display photos and your album artwork. It will store approximately 8'000 songs as well as all your calendar events and contact details of people in you address book. It also comes with a solitaire game loaded on to! Oooh!

With this purchase you'll get the iPod, some headphones and a charger (which will also act as your USB connection to iTunes!) The iPod is in good condition although it does have a few small scratches on it although the screen is practically fine. The is a laser etched inscription on the back which you'll just have to put up with but let's face it, how often do you say "hey look at the back of my iPod?"

This item is for sale at €100 / £80 (ono)

Since Brad introduced me to the Something Awful web site I have loved it.

The Photoshop Phriday is bleedin' hysterical!

Last week they went to a science fair.*

(Click the image for a bigger view!)

Dale, is that you?

And my favourite... I'm sure you can see why!

*They didn't actually go to the science fair but if you go take a look at the site you'll see what I mean!

In the last 24 hours I have twittered the following...

• 21:17 Watching Shitwood and feeling very tired. #

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