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I hate our fucking hoover!

I don't care that I'm being selfish because it was kindly lent to us and without it we'd be walking on a carpet of dog hair.

I HATE IT!

We just had a MAFISS gust of wind and around 14 birds shot across the field, all tumbley outta control!

Followed by a lamb doing gambols* across the field!

EDIT: More lambs followed but they were running... or rather being pushed!

EDIT 2: And now the sheep are all heading (again more likely being pushed!) for the wall of the field!

*A gambol (gam-bowl) for those of you who don't know is a forward roll!