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So last night I decided to nip ootside for a fag. Yes yes I'm smoking again but I still consider myself a non-smoker. I have one, maybe two, roll-ups* a day and I'm not bothered I don't even have those.

Anyhoo, so I went outside for a ciggie and decided to walk around the house. In the distance I could hear the foxes screaming and coughing as I got to the back of the house it got louder and louder.

Finally back at the front door there was an almighty commotion filled with much wailing and screaming and coughing and high-pitched barking. I came in and told Brad and I said that I thought it sounded like a a fox had got one of the sheep.

Fast forward to this morning and I'm sat at the kitchen table drinking coffee, reading blogs and looking out the window (I'm so multi-talented) when I see the farmer dragging what looked like half a carcass across the field, dumping it on his quad-bike and heading off into the distance.

I do so love the views from here.

*Cigar sized

My got tagged by that Rampage fella!

I. You have to look up page 123 in the nearest book to you.
II. Look for the fifth sentence.
III. Then post the three sentences that follow the fifth sentence
IV. Tag five people to do the same.

So my first "book" was my diary. I will not be posting anything from that! The second "book" was the Freemans catalogue. This is shit. So I turned around to walk to the bookshelf and saw there is another book closer to me. Lords of the Bow by Conn Iggulden.

Genghis glances at Barchuk at his side, noting the man's expression of satisfaction. He was there as an interpreter, but Kokchu and Temuge stood with them as well to hear what the king's messenger had to say. Both men had taken to their studies of the Chin language with what Genghis considered to be indecent enjoyment.

I would like to point out that this book is not homo-erotica. Not matter what the first line makes you think!

I tag Bloglikesit, LyndLJ, Juzzzy, Hebbrundelboy and JakeTaylor and if you've already been tagged then do it twice!

Bush winding up tour in Liberia

I read this headline completely wrong.

I can't stop giggling.

I'm such a child.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7256133.stm