How have you lived so long?

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How have you lived so long?

by LandersUK ^Pro @ 2008-02-20 – 16:16:11

The following conversation has just taken place...

Me: Do you sell lighter fluid?
Her: What?
Me: Do you sell lighter fluid?
Her: What?
Me: Do you sell lighter fluid?
Her: :lank look::
Me: Petrol for petrol lighters... zippo's?
Her: We sell petrol but it's for cars.
Me: :lank look::
Her: Do you mean gas?
Me: No. I mean fluid.
Her: We've got gas for lighters. Do you want that?
Me: No, I want fluid.
Her: :lank look::
Me: Usually comes in a little yellow metal bottle.
Her: :lank look::
Me: It's for putting into Zippo lighters.
Her: :lank look::
Me: I'll just take the paper and the card thank you.

How has she lived so long?
How can she get employment but I can't?
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13 Comments on How have you lived so long?

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- kevinwilson
- 2008-02-20 @ 16:21:46
her ignorance is certainly not bliss!
- - LandersUK ^Pro
  - 2008-02-20 @ 16:22:58
  Not for me anyway!
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-02-20 @ 16:47:45
Just go in there again tomorrow and go up to her and ask "hello, how can i help you today"? I reckon you could easily convince her SHE was the customer and then hey ho you have a job!
- - LandersUK ^Pro
  - 2008-02-20 @ 16:51:38
  BOL!
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- Juzzzy
- http://juzzzy.blog.co.uk
- 2008-02-20 @ 16:52:23
Can't you get a job in McDonalds?

Because if you did, I'd be on the next plane over to take pictures.
- - LandersUK ^Pro
  - 2008-02-20 @ 18:12:04
  Even they said I'm unemployable!
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- jaketaylor ^Pro
- 2008-02-20 @ 20:24:20
I'd go in, hand her a piece of paper with a printed picture of the lighter fluid, and just stand there, looking at her. Hard. For a long time. Bet you don't though,
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- annameenamoon
- 2008-02-20 @ 21:22:43
Just blow her up LOL x
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- sallyontour ^Pro
- 2008-02-20 @ 21:44:36
Why not torch the whole place?

Oh no, didn't think it through. You need lighter fluid.
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- Old-Nick ^Pro
- 2008-02-20 @ 22:25:07
I thought this post was directed at me from the title.

I was going to try and do a "hundred reasons why I should be dead" post entry and get all morbid.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-02-21 @ 08:48:07
probably too many petrol fumes.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-02-21 @ 10:03:20
That raised a smile.

Some people seem destined to live their lives in a permanently befuddled state of 'Huh?'-ness.

Some people, of course, just seem to begging to be nutted inna face.

Guess which camp she belongs to?
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- boredrich
- 2008-02-26 @ 10:59:56
blimey thats just scary isnt it how did she manage to open the door
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