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So, sticking with my new tradition, here is another welcome to another new blog friend.

People please give a warm welcome to Soyunperdedor!

So, the US are shooting down a spy satellite because it has dangerous gases in the fuel tanks.

Bollocks!

They are shooting it down because it's a spy satellite! The technology will be old and out dated but should any one get hold of a part of it that may contain some form of memory then you just might be able to find out that the yanks* have been spying on more than just war bunkers and bomb silo's!

Gas in the fuel tanks! Bah! Now for reasons I won't go into I know a little bit about these things, as LyndLJ would testify to after I bored her stupid during a nights chat about the UK's Space Minister and his inability to do the job, and yes, the tanks will have some form of toxic gases in them left over from any fuel but if it doesn't burn up in the atmosphere it would be dispersed during the seven mile drop to earth. Should there be any left in tanks as it hits the earth at a whacking great velocity the friction from the impact, on sea or land, will cause it to burn up or dissipate in such a way that although it may be toxic, just like the natural gases in the air now, it wouldn't have any effect on anyone unless you happened to be standing under the falling piece of junk. It would be like saying that you can't stand in a cow field as the methane from a cow fart could kill! You'd have to stick you head up the cows arse for that to happen!

So. Mr Bush, if you do wish to blow up a satellite then fair enough, it belongs to your nation, it's your responsibility, but don't fucking lie about why you twat, because yes, you can look more like an idiot than do now.

*When I say "Yanks" I don't mean ALL of them... I mean the government etc! Thought I should make that clear before I get shouted down!

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What five things are you grateful for today and why?

1. I'm grateful for my internet 3G thingy
Without it I wouldn't able to do this.

2. I'm grateful for having Brad
He's my man, my lovely, my star.

3. I'm grateful for Dyson Hoovers
Although ours is currently in Llankfuckwit awaiting it's arrival in Ireland I'm still made grateful today because I have to use the one we've borrowed off Rachel. Now, I'm not trying to sound ungrateful for having the kind offer of the lend of the hoover... but it's shit!

4. I'm grateful for music
I have the iTunes playing through the stereo and Eartha Kitt is blasting out around the house! Imagine not having that?!

5. I'm grateful to La_Spice
Saved me to hassle of having to think up five questions!