I'm on a course tomorrow.

I have no idea what it's about.

I only have a vague idea where it is.

It's two days.

If I turn up, which I will, I'll get paid.

It's for a job I'm not going to stay in*, this I already know.

So, if I'm not going to say in the job, and I obviously have no interest in the course, why am I attending.

It's for the money.

Does this make me a whore?

Do you want to know what I think about that?

"Meh! I've been called worse!"

*Unless they change the job description which has been suggested but not confirmed.