Just to let you know I'm still alive.
Have no internet at home.
Will soon.
@ 2007-11-30 – 19:07:20
Just to let you know I'm still alive.
Have no internet at home.
Will soon.
@ 2007-11-24 – 21:52:07
There is a thing on Facebook where you can select a word from a list of 7 that best describes the person pictured. So I thought I'd check out what people have been saying about me.
Playful - Mischievous - Thoughtful - Generous - Kind - Entertaining - Responsible - Optimistic - Perfectionist - Charming - Thoughtful - Polite - Sympathetic - Adventurous - Gentle - Sassy - Wise - Funny - Crazy - Fun - Relaxed - Honest - Playful
From this I can only surmise that the people who have taken part are:
a. Delusional
b. Trying to be kind
c. Don't know me at all.
d. All the above.
Thank you though.
@ 2007-11-23 – 16:02:31
I miss you already.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7109538.stm
She was one of my idols... so much so I name a Hamster after her.
(And Valerie Singleton!)
@ 2007-11-23 – 15:40:23
Here at Landers Inc. we have a vacancy.
Title
Co-Author
Location
The Friday Five on BCUK
Start Date
Immediate
Length of Contract
Until the blog is closed.
Number of positions available
Two.
Job Description
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to ensure the smooth running of The Friday Five blog along side the great Landers himself. The position has opened up due to the impending loss of regular internet access which may take effect from Wednesday 28th November 2007. I'm looking for people who will post five questions on a Friday either from ones they have made up themselves of from the suggests left in blog comments. The chosen person will also need to then blog their own answers on their own blog.
There are two positions available and all roles and duties would be shared. Basically... As soon as someone posts five questions on the the Friday then the other need not.
How to apply
Leave a comment here saying you're interested or PM me.
Closing date
Tuesday 27th November 2007 - or as soon as I've got two willing people!
@ 2007-11-23 – 15:01:05
As seen here.
1. Which band would you like to see reform?
Hmm... There are so many but I think the original Depeche Mode line-up or Duran Duran.
2. What are your thoughts on the Spice Girls and Boyzone reunions?
Awful. Big mistake.
3. What's the best British band of all time?
Erasure
4. Which band would you like to see split up and why?
Sugarbabes. Can't sing live. Pointless waste of space.
5. Friday fill-in: If I formed a band I would call it _____________ and I would be the ___________.
Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt and I'd be the singer.
@ 2007-11-21 – 17:17:44
One bit of good new form today...
A friend I haven't e-mailed for AGES (if you ignore the quick one I sent out to people to say we were moving to Ireland) has been emailing me ALLLLLL day!
Well... I say all day... I mean for as long as I've had net access.
Why are UK Music Licensing laws so shit?
I can't listen to an radio station that broadcasts in the UK because of the damn licensing laws!
Bollocks!
@ 2007-11-19 – 21:01:09
While say here talking about sewing machines, well we are makign favour bags for the wedding, helen announces she has a phobia of sewing machines and we were sure there was a name for it.
So I went a searchin' for the name for this phobia. Sadly couldn't find it.
But I did find these... as well as a million others!
Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia - Fear of the number 666
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- Fear of long words.
@ 2007-11-17 – 11:03:12


All made out of cardboard.
And here are the plans for these and many more, so come on, join me!
I'll be starting with the Borg Cube I think!
@ 2007-11-17 – 10:55:49
Sadly it'll probably never happen. Which is a such a shame.
Grayson
As Wikipedia says...
The project began when Fiorella was searching, along with his director of photography Gabriel Sabloff, for a suitable subject for a demo reel that would showcase their filmmaking abilities. When Fiorella raised the idea of a film about Robin, Sabloff was skeptical at first, but soon convinced.
The objective of Fiorella was to "tell a new and exciting story about the former boy wonder that leaves audiences wanting more" and let the viewer be the judge to decide if he hit the mark.
With a budget of $18,000 the filmmakers created a five-and-a-half minute trailer complete with motorcycle chases, underwater escapes, pyrotechnics and feats of strength. Most of the production budget went to 16mm film stock, production equipment, processing and transfers, leaving little for anything else. According to the behind the scenes video of Grayson,their budget didn't allow for daily film transfers, so the filmmakers only saw developed footage in batches every three months. The two employed guerilla filmmaking tactics, filming mainly on weekends and at whatever locations they could find, often without permission.
@ 2007-11-16 – 22:21:42
"Not every man can pull off a decorative vegetable".
That made me laugh!
But then there was:
"The Master, does he still have that ridiculous beard?"
"No, well, he has a wife."
How fantastic!
@ 2007-11-16 – 10:32:42
1. What is one food (or meal) you used to hate but now love?
I used to hate marzipan with a passion. Couldn't eat it or anything with it on or in. Now I'll eat it. Wouldn't say I love it but I like it.
2. If you had to give up one of your favorite foods (or meals) for good, what would it be, and why?
It would be chicken fried rice. It's my favourite ever meal and if you knew how much I loved it you'd know what a sacrifice it would be to give it up.
3. Which food seems like it should be healthy and isn't, and do you eat it? Why?
Burgers full of lettuce often look like they should be healthy... but they aren't... and I eat them... because they taste good!
4. If you were an item of food, personified, what would you be and why?
I'd be stale soup. Thick and off.
5. You've seen tomatoes and pies used for this purpose... now think of a more inventive item of food one could throw at someone. What is it and why would throwing it at someone be hilarious?
Bread. But made in a very special way! Using an automatic bread maker, follow the recipe for a normal white load but ignore the sugar. Leave it to bake for the allotted time in the bread maker. When you remove it, thanks to leaving out he sugar, you now have something the same size, shape and feel as a standard house brick. Throwing it at someone would be funny because it would knock them out and shut them up. It might even kill them.
@ 2007-11-12 – 10:49:01
I quite like this idea - feel free to steal it!
Type in your answer to the questions in Google Images and post any one of the images off the first page. (E.G. - The answer the first question is 34 - for me - so I type in 34 and post any one of those images as my answer)
1. How old will you be on your next birthday?

2. A place you'd like to travel to?

3. Your favourite place?

4. Your favourite object?
5. Your favourite food?

6. Your favourite animal?

7. Your favourite colour?

8. The town in which you were born?
9. The town in which you live?

10. The name of a past pet?

11. The name of a past love?

12. Your nickname?
14. Your middle name?
15. Your last name?

16. A bad habit of yours?

17. Your first job?

18. Your grandmothers name?

and

19. The main subject(s) your studied?

20. What do you think about the person you stole/got the meme off?
@ 2007-11-11 – 15:30:33
... my mommy will have been here three hours!
I am so excited!
@ 2007-11-10 – 14:05:15
I've lost some files!
A fucking script I've been working on and has gone. It's not on the network hard-drive, it's not on my hard-drive, it's not on Spiros and it's not on the memory key!
I do not want to have to retype the whole thing as they were edits made that I'm not going to remember but I know I'll fucking end up doing that because that's the type of whore-humping bitch I am!
I'm now going to have to delay my funding application because they will want a full script and I don't fucking have one!
I can only think I've put it on a disc and put the disc somewhere safe! What is fucking me off even more is that I know I've worked on it on this mac! I know I have! So why the fuck isn't it there now! It's not something I'd delete and it's not just the script missing but it's the whole fucking file. This file contains my edited script, the original transcript, cast and crew paperwork, a location guide and a fucking recce sheet!
FUCKED OFF!
TO THE FUCKING MAX!!
@ 2007-11-09 – 19:27:59
Attack of Randomosity!
1. What is something you collect? Why?
I used to collect caps, as in hats, up until a few year ago. Now the only real things I collect are memories. I don't mean my thoughts, I mean like physical things... ticket stubs, receipts, and erm... tea-spoons from restaurants when out for an important meal.
2. If you could make one ice cream flavor, what would the ingredients be and what would be the name?
The ingredients would be Ben & Jerry's Phish Phood, Haagen Daz Cookie Dough and a chicken fried rice from the chinese. It would be called "Ben & Jerry's Phish Phood, Haagen Daz Cookie Dough and a Chicken Fried Rice from the Chinese Ice Cream"
3. What can't you go a day without?
Breathing
4. What position do you sleep in?
Usually on my back but I know I turn to my right now and then.
5. What is your typical morning routine before work?
Work? What's that? Okay, so I did actually earn a living my morning routine would involve getting up, getting a coffee, having a wash, getting a coffee, getting dressed, getting a coffee and then driving to work... with a coffee.
@ 2007-11-08 – 18:38:03
So after a quick shave of the pubes off I went f