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Been playing Age of Mythology (because it means I can sit down and not have to fucking move) and after I'd won I checked the post match stats.

How can the enemy have built 151 units yet I destroyed 215?

Where did the extra 64 come from?

Right, I'm going to hobble to the front gate and see if we've got any post. I know there's an Avon catalogue in there so I might have a flick through that. Then I'm going to make myself comfy (which will be a bloody miracle) and get ready to watch Dr. Who & The Darleks!

TTFN x

I'm not going.

I'm going to sit at home.

I shall use this time productively though.

I shall teach myself CSS.

Elliot and Liz (Brads brother and the lady he's "steppin' out" with) are down for the bank holiday weekend and want to go to the beach.

Now I'm supposed to be resting my leg and this morning, while giving myself a wash, I decided I wasn't going to go.

But now I want to.

But then I also think I should be sat here.

Gah!