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- Arrived at A&E.

- Waited.

- Asked for pain killers just as a dead guy arrives in an ambulance.

- Waited.

- Finally got taken to a cubicle.

- Jnr Doc messed with leg. Was very nice.

- Snr Doc messed with leg. Was HORRID! Hurt me a lot!

- Mutter something about damaged tendons.

- Off to X-ray.

- X-Ray woman made me flatten my leg... which I couldn't do... it hurt.... a lot ... I called her a bitch! - then apologised.

- Back to cubicle.

- Jnr Doc says I need a cast.

- Cast lady comes in. Puts bright red cast on.

- Sent home with an appointment at fracture clinic tomorrow. Still in pain but it's eased off a lot but I think thats the pain killers.

- Thank you to all the well-wishers etc. Thank you x

Yes folks, once again I'm off to hospital!

While drying up I reached up to a high cupboard to put a big bowl away ...

I stretched...

Stretched some more...

N e a r l y t h e r e . . .

SNAP goes something in my ankle!

No idea what but currently I'm sat on the sofa awaiting a lift. I can't put any weight on my my right leg, can't straighten it out and can't let anyone (Brad) touch it!

I have swallowed back vomit twice and had tears in my eyes thrice.

Joy joy joy!

I'm in so much fucking pain!

... teach sign language!

If I was to have my own domain* name based around Landers what would you suggest?

*Just in case you don't know - and yes there are some that don't - a domain name is the web address - like blog.co.uk but mine would be something.ie

Why am I constantly waking up early?

If I don't wake up at bastard o'clock like most mornings them I'm wide awake by stupid o'clock. Had a late night last night and that didn't help.

Bah!