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I've been messing in Google Earth today and through it have learnt a new word.

Gongoozle

Gongoozlers are people who enjoy watching activity on the canals in the United Kingdom. The term is also often used in a more general way to describe those who have an interest in canals and the canal life, but do not actively participate.

You’ve won $50,000 – but have to give it all away. To which charity or institution would you donate it?
I honestly could not decide on just one so I think I'd have to split it and give it to various different ones.

If you could organize a family reunion with all of your dead relatives, where would you hold it and who would be there?
There are many dead relatives I'd love to see again but the idea of a family reunion is horrific! The thought of fat Janet being there worries me. She's not dead - yet. Evil evil old bitch!

Using only one word, describe yourself as a child.
Vile.

If you could communicate with any type of animal, which animal would you chose?
Doggie

Name the grossest thing you have ever put in your mouth.
Juzzzys dick
Fried Wasp.

If you learned that there actually was a Heaven and Hell, what is the first thing you'd change in your life?
My faith.

If you could be seven years young one whole day, knowing what you know now, how would you spend it?
I'd write myself notes telling myself who to bet on in the World Cup, to buy shares in Google, You Tube and BCUK and not to go to Derek's on that night. Oh and tell myself to lock the door!

Who is the most interesting person you have ever met?
Everyone is interesting. It's just finding that spark.

What do you think is the most soothing sound?
Night.

If you could "unknow" one thing you know, what would it be?
Who shot JR.

Has a television commercial ever moved you to go out and buy the product it was selling?
Probably but I can't think what.

If your life was a sitcom, what would the title be?
The Fucking Poof!

If you could determine who could immigrate here, would you let in those you thought would contribute the most to our country or those most in need of refuge?
Neither. Each case would be looked at on merit.

Should conjoined twins be surgically separated if it will lead to the certain death of one of the twins?
I have no fucking idea on this one!

In your opinion, what is the single most significant event that has occurred in world history during the last thousand years? (Define “significant” however you wish.)
My birth.

Does time heal all wounds?
No, but it makes them easy to tend to.

For a person you love deeply, would you be willing to move to a distant country knowing there would be little chance of seeing your friends or family again?
No. I made that offer once before and ended up single - which in hindsight was a good thing but it wasn't at the time.

Thinking back to all the great TV series finales that you’ve seen over the years, which show do you believe had the best final episode?
Too may to choose from.

What's your theme song?
I used to have two when I worked on the radio. Don't have one for now though.

Should adults try to teach young people lessons or should they leave them alone to find out about things themselves?
Both.

If you could apologise to one person you’ve hurt or offended in your life, whom would you apologise to?
Nan.

What's the most bizarre or unusual thing that's ever happened to you while travelling?
It's difficult to decide what would be considered bizarre and unusual.