NOTE: Could also be George & Louise or George & Bob MEME if you get my drift.
Premise:
Remember the Thelma & Louise movie where the two gals go on a road trip and then at the end of the movie, they decide to drive off a cliff together?Objective:
You must choose a person from blog land that will be your partner in crime. This person will travel with you on an adventure and then you will drive off a cliff together and die with this person right beside you, just like the movie.Your Mission:
Declare who will sit beside you in the car. Please tell why you chose this person. In a couple of sentences, describe your adventure.
Post your Thelma & Louise MEME and tag five people.
I think I'm going to end up with more than just one Thelma & Louise moment as there are many many people I'd like joining me on my rampage of crime and suicide.
There are sooooo many people to choose from that I'm going to change the meme slightly...
Okay, here we go.
No.1. - Leaving the Restaurant without paying the bill!
I've got to take Subbers with me on that journey for no other reason than I can imagine us giggling away like school girls, holding hands as we run down the street, heels clicking on the pavement, as we dash away from a fat Italian chef, with a big curly moustache and a bolognaise stained apron, waving a rolling pin in the air!
No.2. - Stealing the car!
I'd have to choose JakeTaylor for this. I imagine he'd know which car is the best to steal and the easiest but he'd also choose the right vehicle for style and finesse, keeping in mind that at the end of the journey I'm going to be driving off a cliff in it!
No.3. - Stealing pants of a washing line
It has to be FlickFlack for this task. I see me and her hopping over garden fences, with our grannies handbags slung over our arm, filling them with pants then getting to end of the line, sliding to the floor in a fit of giggles and helping ourselves to a sticky boiled sweet from the bottom of the bag and exchanging bottles of Lily of the Valley or Lavender Toilet Water.
No.4. - Getting drunk and causing a bar brawl
Ideally I'd choose Nick for this but I already have plans for him. There's no point choosing Juzzy as I think the pair of us together would be too lazy to bother punching anyone, or too drunk to aim properly. I'd choose Maddogs but as with Nick I have plans for him later. Hmm... who who who... Oooooh! Abilene! Yes, I choose Abi for this crime. Me and her putting the world to rights and then putting bottles over heads. Causing a stir but then making a quick exit while no one is looking leaving the clientele to beat shit of each other.
No.5. - The Bank Job!
This has got to be Andy Spencer. With his photoshoppery and video goodliness he can make sure the photofits look nothing like us and the surveillance video looks like an episode of Dallas!
No.6. - The Heist!
PaulBoyd. His sense of style (of course I can only go by blog design and the anniversary party) tells me that he'd know which securicor van had the diamonds.
No.7. - Computer Fraud
Maddogs is the man to make all those quarter pennies get diverted into our off shore account. It would also be him and me sending out scam emails but this time they'd be ones you wouldn't ignore and eventually we'd have your savings, your identity and your grannies handbag!
No.8. - The Stowaway
This is were the salty-dog Pirate Nick comes in. He'd get us onboard a cargo ship carrying treasure. Mid-journey we'd storm the bridge, make all the crew walk the plank and then turn the ship around to head back to land with the booty, finding a nice spot on the beach to bury it and then shag.
No.9. - The Exam Fix
Of course is has to be CJ! We'd break into the headmaster office and change everyone's grades and results as well as putting all the nasty teachers with the shitty kids!
No.10. - The Ransom
This is going to take more than just the one blogger so give me a while to clear the back-seat to make room for more passengers. First off I'd go fetch Helly and Mr.G. We'd the drive to Cadbury world and kidnap Mr & Mrs Cadbury and take them to a secret lock up there. Then we'd contact Juzzy, get him to meet us, and then get him to use all his contacts in the media to ransom off Mr. & Mrs Cadbury. We'd have three demands. No.1. Upon release the Cadbury directors must agree to bring back the Wispa Bar. No.2. We want a gabillion pounds paid into the off shore account Charlie created. No.3. We want the working week and the weekend swapped so we have five days off and only work two days.
I'd like it noted here that the Wispa bar is just an Aero!
No.11. - Moonshine Smuggling
Meno comes into the limelight here. We'd fill the boot of the car up with barrels of moonshine and drive across as many borders as possible, selling our illegal hooch to anyone dumb enough to buy. Obviously we'd not drink any ourselves as we'd know what was in it.
No.12. - The Leap!
Here we are at the final crime... driving off the cliff. For this, and I'm sorry if you look at it and think "oh great you've killed me!" I choose LyndLJ. Imagine this... the two of us have taken the plunge and are now sat on a cloud in heaven (because all good criminals go to heaven) and we're looking down at everyone! We've had sooooo many conversations about a myriad of different things that it would be absolute perfection to sit on a cloud and discuss things in more details with no interruptions and no time limits.
So there you go! Sorry for going on for so long but I had a lot to fit in!
I tag - LyndLJ, Nick, Brad, CJ and Subbers.