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As I'm sure you're all aware Brad and I are foster carers.

We're not allowed to mention any names of our foster children on here... or anything that may allow you to recognise them.

After just watching Big Brother tonight I have decided that from this day on when I refer to the foster child who lives with us now, he will be called Charley.

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Don't speak to me, don't look at me, don't walk past me, don't be in the same room as me.

I will tell you when things change.

I will tell you when you can do any of those things.

Until then please re-read this from the very top... keep reading until it finally fucking sinks in!

You know who you are... if you're reading this at all... oh I hope you are!

The way I feel at the moment the 31st August cannot come too soon. I'll probably change my mind at some point but right now it's how I feel.

Fever, dry mouth, constipation, tummy discomfort, nausea and vomiting, skin rash or itching, insomnia, agitation, tremor and sweating, difficulty concentrating, headache, dizziness, feelings of depression, anxiety, changes in the taste of food or drink, chest pain, feelings of weakness, faster heartbeat, increased blood pressure, flushing, confusion, loss of appetite, ringing in the ears, disturbance of vision, vasodilatation, fainting, irritable or aggressive behaviour, seizures, tingling or numbness, muscles spasm, tremors, inco-ordination, palpitations, hallucinations, strange dreams including nightmares, depersonalisation, jaundice, changing of blood sugar levels, worsening of psoriasis, urinating more or less often.

Those are the side effects of Zyban.

Everything I have to look forward to.

Your Birthdate: June 1

Your power month: February - start of the fashion shows!

I just had this sent to me in an email and it's had me giggling so thought I'd share...

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour…

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsies
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h =waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = lickin
x = dingle
y= gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j =honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s= fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

Go on... what are you?

The original video for The Creeps freaked me out a bit but seeing her in the Fedde LeGrande video is even worse! She's a scary scary woman... but I love the track... the original and the new version!

EDIT: Here's the video!... the original AND the Fedde LeGrande mix

I'm bloody well hooked!!!

Hooked I tell ya!

I can't stop and I can't get past this God damn level 12!!!!

Arrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

It should be obvious that, yes, the more exclamation marks you put after a word or sentence then more upset you are!!!

I've had a PM from someone I don't know...

I read you bit about giving up smoking... do it tomorrow .. or the next day. Just ignore the comments about being a dirty tabber

Well... erm... thank you Cat6910 but I don't know what a dirty tabber is and having read back through the comments I don't believe anyone did?

How very strange!