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Meet Billy.

Billy is my new house keeper.

Billy cleans and irons and cooks and hoovers.

Billy is also my new bodyguard.

Billy.

Seen the counter at the top?

It counts down the time until we move to Ireland - did you get that?

I haven't changed it or edited it at all.

Yesterday it said "1 month, 4 weeks and 1 day"

Today it says "1 month, 3 weeks and 5 days"

In 24 hours I've lost three days!

It does actually feel like I've lost three days as I'm shattered but I'm also moody. I'm moody because for 15 days I've been on Zyban, the drug that helps you quit smoking. Week 1 you take one tablet a day, then at the start of week 2 you have take two tablets a day. You have to smoke for the first ten days and then on day 11 you stop. I could have stopped around day 7, maybe 8, but right now I could actually kill for a ciggie. This is day 15! The nastiness in my lungs was at 23ppm the day before I start on the Zyban. Last week it was 15ppm then on Tuesday just gone it was 3ppm. I want to smoke!

I've been desperate for one for a few days now and it comes and goes in waves.

Five days without smoking... one wouldn't hurt... one to congratulate myself for doing so well...

Fuck.

I'm such a fucking snob! I blame my mother.

Three people turned up for the course Im running at work.
The newsletter still hasn't been finished.
I wasn't in the paper for the blogathon yet.
I'm desperate for ciggie.
Brad has spent all day at the beach!

So, all that added up equals one bad mood for me.

Until...

I get home...

And there is post...

For me...

A parcel!...

But what can it be?...

Well smack my ass and call me Judy it's my fudge from that beautiful lady Menomama!! My prize for winning a numpty!

And it tastes gorgeous.

So now I'm sat with a coffee and my fudge watching black and white films and as the title says, I'm in bloody heaven!

Thank you Meno. Thank you very much. It's yummyingly lovely!

This is the EasyJet EcoJet.
Currently it has no manufacturer.
It will fly no further than 2000nm and be lighter than other planes of it size and range.
It has a lower design cruise speed to reduce drag.

With this EasyJet think they can reduce their own carbon footprint by 50% by 2015.

But...

What about the increase in planes... from every operator not just EasyJet! Seems a bit pointless to me unless you can get all the airlines doing it and with BA & JAL spending a fortune on the 787 and the A380 and the EcoJet only travelling 2000nm, I just don't think operators, other than EasyJet, BMI and those of similar business, are going to buy it.

Nice try EasyJey, 10 out of 10 for effort.

The photographer did a wonderful job, it's just a shame the model was shit!

What the fuck is wrong with my mouth?