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... gone for the next 35 minutes!

Andy McNab lies!

Me and the Brad... this very evening... take five minutes ago...

GOD HELP ME!!!!

I really want to fucking twat Channel (My way of spelling it!) round the heading with a huge fucking rusty spade smothered in the Ebola virus!!!!

See... as I said... I have lovely feet!

Is it fake week for all of Channel Four and not just Big Brother.

Deal or No Deal is on at the moment...

It's the last one of this season...

Is it any surprise that the guy still has the 1p and the £250'000 left?

I don't think he'll go home with the £250'000 but I think he'll go home with a nice amount of money.

EDIT 1: He just accepted the bankers offer of £31'000.

EDIT 2: I'm obviously a very cynical person as the £250'000 has just gone.

I love people tagging my posts...

Some make me laugh... (could you say fuck some more please, i can tag blog entries! fuck! , swear toad)

Others are childish.

But please... please... if you do tag a post of mine... please let me know you've done.

Leave a comment saying you've tagged... send me a PM or something. I don't mind anyone tagging my posts... I tags others... if I can... so I can find them again etc.

Of course, if you're one of the cunts that does it because you don't think God likes my swearing well all I can say is fuck off. I don't believe in God and if he does exist I don't think he's upset with my swearing. I'm quite sure he has far too many other things to worry about that little old.

So, in conclusion...

It's my fucking blog I'll write what I cuntingly like! If don't like it, don't fucking read it!

It is double yellows nearly all the way up the fucking road!

Just before it are white zigzag lines

THIS MEANS DO NOT FUCKING PARK THERE YOU CUNT! YOU BLOCK OFF ALL THE TRAFFIC!

You have to copy the rules and then say who you would like to play you in a sit com about your life BUT then say who you think would actually be cast in the role.

You can give reasons if it is not self explanatory. Then tag 5 other people please

I think I would like to be played by Nigel Harman.

I think I would more likely be played by Steve McFadden.

Erm... I tag... Brad, Abilene, Helly, GB101 and Steve_p