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So what is a strumpet?

Well any good dictionary will tell you it's a harlot or prostitute. Some will be say "a woman prostitute".

The origins of the word are largely unknown but some think it comes from the Latin Stuprata which translates in to "to have illicit sexual relations." It is also thought to mean stalk, as a prostitute would a customer.

In "A Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue," (1796), Captain Francis Grose described strumpet as "to have carnal knowledge of a woman, also to play badly on the harpsichord or any other stringed instrument."

So why am I questionning this?

Well, according to a blogger who shall remain nameless, it would appear I am one. I'm not in the slightest bit offended and in fact it gave me quite a smile when I saw it.

There is no point denying it... I am a blog whore... I am the whore of this blog!

Now, who's first? If you could take a number I'll be with you all soon.

I'm not feeling 100%. Can't put my finger on it... it's... just!

Because of this I appear to be having a very strange day. Everyone from the BSL course I'm teaching has just left... all three of them... I sometimes wonder why I'm bothering!

I can't hold of Brad.

I asked for a Coke Zero or a Diet Coke and she bought me a normal Coca-Cola.

"You shouldn't drink Diet Coke! It's bad for you! It's got aspartme in in and thats a laxative!"

Well firstly with the tablets I'm on I could really do with a laxative right now. Secondly I can't drink Coca-Cola, it has too much sugar in it, which is why I drink something with artificial sweetner in it.

It's lunch time and I'm not in the slighest bit hungry, which is nothing like me as I'm fat bastard who is usually starving! I'm sure I have Prada Willis Syndrome.

I really want a cigarette but only because I'd have one around this time of the day, not because I'm craving one, which can only be a good thing. I have that metal taste in my mouth again.

I dropped Charley off at work this morning and was actually nice to him! Considering he's been a little shitbag over the last few days.

Right, I need a slash so I'm gonna have to go.

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