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Name 15 people in your family (still alive)
One by one? No! Trust me, it’s more than 15!
And I bet they can all still fucking drive!

Name 14 movies you like
Driving Miss Daisy, The Car that Ate Paris, Speeding, The Fast and the Furious, Cars, Driving Lessons, The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, Herbie Goes Bananas, Confessions of a Driving Instructor, The Devil is Driving, Old Men in New Cars, Donald’s Tire Trouble, The Speeding Ticket, 2 Fast 2 Furious.

Name 13 things you like to do
Drive, Change gear, Accelerate, Look in my mirrors, open the car window, close the car window, listen to the radio in the car, smoke in the car, have sex in the car, play the ipod in the car, talk to Brad in the car, transport my friends in my car, visit places in my car.

Name 12 artist/bands you like
The Cars, Clio, Willa Ford, Left Front Tire, Clio Lane, Vauxhall Pleasure, The Beetles, Irish Rover and The Crew, Toyota, Malthilde Renault, Josef Lada, Granada Hills.

Name 11 friends
I have more than 11… all of whom have a current license!

Name 10 songs you like
NO!

Name 9 animals you like
There are more than 9.

Name 8 things you've done this month
1. Got banned from driving.
2. Got banned from driving.
3. Got banned from driving.
4. Got banned from driving.
5. Got banned from driving.
6. Got banned from driving.
7. Got banned from driving.
8. Got banned from driving.

Name 7 shows you like
Top Gear, That Motor Show, What Car?, Fifth Gear, Top Cars, Starz Carz, Pimp My Ride

Name 6 ice cream flavours you like
I like all flavours… especially ones you can eat in cars!

Name 5 names you like
Rover, Ford, Toyota, Lamborgini, Mercedes.

Name 4 foods you like
Drive through McDonalds, Drive through KFC, Drive through Burger Kind, Drive through Wimpy.

Name 3 of your favourite colours
Racing Green
Ferrari Red
Ford Black

Name your 2 best friends
My car and my license.

Name your ..1 lover/crush/girlfriend/wife/husband
My license.

Copy and paste, then delete my answers and put your own.

Oh Fuck!

Brad passed his driving test a while ago and is only just getting round to sorting his full license out.

I lost the paper part of my licence ages ago so while Brad was sorting his out I thought I’d call and get my done.

“Erm… your licence has been suspended!” said the man on the phone.
“WHAT?!” I said.
“Yes. It’s in our system as an inactive license. Hang on I’ll put through to someone who can help.”

So I wait.

“Right sir did you know your license if suspended.”
“No.”
“Have you been driving?”
“Yes.”
“Right, you need to stop now.”
“Okay, but how has this happened?”
“You were fined for speeding over a year ago and asked to surrender your license which you didn’t do.”
“I didn’t know about it!”
“Well we sent you a letter.”
“I never got it!” I said, rather nervous.
“We sent you three!”
“I never got any of them!”
“In that case you need to talk to your post office and you need to bring a D1 form into us.”
“When I can drive again?”
“When you get your new license!”
“How long will that be?”
“About three weeks but quicker if you bring it in to us.”

After more explanations and talking the basic outline is that I’ve not been allowed to drive since April and won’t be able to drive again until I get my new license.

Brads car is off the road and he is not insured on my car. Bus home I think!

FUCK!

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Thank you to everyone that voted for me and thank you to Meno for the awards!

Congrats to all the other winners!

I WON!

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957.something other is my highest... which is crap!

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There's a picture of me on this website!

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How very interesting...

For me anyway!

I really can’t be arsed writing a huge long entry about the fantastic weekend we had.

Was bloody brilliant to see Rach and Dale after so long.

So here is a basic account of the weekend…

Friday
- Packing boxes bought
- Rach & Dale arrived
- Foster kid arrived and promptly got sent back as he wasn’t book in.
- Drinkies in the Orange House, Swansea.
- Signing all night as were mainly with deaf people.
- Nearly got beaten up by a gorgeous drunk bloke and was rescued by Berni.
- Rach got very pissed and fell asleep in the car, did a huge fart and we thought she’d shit herself! – Quite literally!

Saturday
- Took foster kid to open day at college!
- Did some more shopping for packing stuff… markers pens, labels, and brown tape.
- Met up with Rach & Dale.
- Went to Aberdulais Falls – Was very lovely
- Sat outside in the tearoom in the glorious sun drinking coffee and cream teas.
- Once home had a BBQ.
- Sat in the lounge getting drunk on wine and talking about the olden days!

Sunday
- Lunch at the Raven
- Shrek the Third at the cinema
- Hopi Ear Treatment for Rach & Dale
- Relaxing night on the settee

There you go.