I had an argument with an old man this morning over my tie!
I’d forgotten my office key so was stood outside waiting for someone to arrive when the old man passed.
“Nice tie,” he said.
“Thank you. My boss bought it!”
“Oh,” he replied, “you should tie it in a full Windsor though not a half Windsor.”
“It is a full Windsor!” I replied.
“That’s not a full Windsor. I used to be a tailor son I know how to tie ties!”
“I promise you it’s a full Windsor!”
“Whatever you say son,” he said as he walked off!
No.1. I’m not your fucking son you old fart!
No.2. I used to work in a fucking tailors and know about six different ways to tie a fucking tie!
Fucking moron!
I usually love old people but this miserable fucker was just crying our for my size 11 to be shoved up his backside as I kicked him to the road to be hit by a passing truck!
Annoying fucker!