Oh joy!
We have a foster-kid coming over the weekend who has learning difficulties.
His mother has just rang.
She wants me to teach him to shave! Before I could ask why his father couldn't do it she came in with the answer.
His father only uses an electric razor.
COME ON!!!!
I use an electric razor now and again but also use a blade. Surely EVERY man who shaves knows how to use both?
Am I wrong here? Please tell me if I am. I'll happily listen. Even if you use an electric razor everyday and have done for the last 20 years there had to have been a time when you've tried a blade and surely you MUST know how you did it.
Keep in mind this bloke is in his 40's. Lets say he's 45 and start shaving at 18. This means he as been shaving for 27 years. Everyday he has shaved for 27 years he has used an electric razor.
Well fair enough but he doesn't know how to use a blade? He can't take the time to teach is 15 year old son how to shave using a normal standard razor?
You fucking wanker!
Well twat, I will teach your son to shave and I'll bond with him in ways you never will and when his son turns to him and says "Daddy, who taught you to shave?" it'll be my name and Brads name he gives.
I hope that makes you proud.
I'm getting more and more annoyed as I think about it. These are the same parents who rang us to ask if we'd give respite to their son on the night of their daughters (his sister!) 21st birthday party. And why didn't they want him their to celebrate? Because he'd be a problem. No he fucking wouldn't you selfish pair of bastards! Well we said no, and sneakily spoke to the social worker who agreed with us the he should go to his sisters 21st birthday party and conveniently no one else was available that weekend to do respite!
Up yours you vile selfish bastard parents!