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The best day: Doris
The easiest thing to do: Sit
The most useless asset: The Big Slipper
The greatest handicap: Hair
The greatest mistake: Stuart
The biggest stumbling block: 8ft high lego bricks
The most disagreeable person: Dad
The worst bankruptcy: Don't get this one?
The greatest need: Me me me!
The meanest feeling: Alone
The best gift: Anything that is measured in carats and is more than 28.
The greatest moment: August 15th 2006
The greatest knowledge: Potty-training
The greatest thing in the world: Whatever was before sliced bread.

I've been blogging for a while now, on this and other sites, and not once have I seen two users with the same profile pic.

Until now...

http://www.blog.co.uk/user/abilene/

http://www.blog.co.uk/user/sooki_xx/

I notice, with a little bit of upset, that no one has attempted to name all 13 men in my header (ignoring the torso).

So... I'll give a little prize to the person who can name the most... you have 24hrs people.

And... I'll make it a little easier for you... you only have to name 12 of them... I'll give you one... (oooh errrr!)

Going from left to right the 9th one is me! So you only have 12 to get.

Well apparently sign language isn't on tonight.

Brad remembers her saying this.

I don't!

Well woo hoo! I can actually go and relax now!

Why didn't I know this?

I don't want to go to sign language this afternoon.

Really not in the mood.

If she makes me work with useless bint who has to stop and ask what every other fucking word is in BSL I think I might just scream, tell everyone to fuck off and then walk out.

I'm sure people will understand.

I'm in one of those moods where I feel I want to tell people exactly what I think of them, which with this lot would not be good.

Don't get me wrong, I'm hardly the best student in the class but at least I can hold a conversation and not just stare fucking blankly at the teacher with a face that says "I truly have no idea what you're talking about!"

Right... time to go.